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My wife cracks me up. Speaking to our 10 year old: Someday I'll miss the way you speak to me like I'm vermin, infesting your life.
Be still my nerdly heart: "On FedEx vehicle for delivery." Though apparently it's bad form to try and staple our receptionist to her chair.
It's Monday and time to turn in my weekly Time Sheet. AKA, the best and most creative fiction anyone will ever read.
Today's manly moment: Arguing at length with 5 yr old about a dress, and subsequently giving in and ironing it so she can wear it tomorrow.
In a room with a passel of Republican mucky-mucks. Promised my wife I wouldn't make "gloat-y noises" about the election results. Failing.
Our college student daughter tells me she bought the Bratz movie. "For a paper." Once again, I pause and think about all that tuition money.
Second Life. Is that still a thing people do? Really?
Was described as "kooky and amusing." She was talking about my writing, but my insecurities lead me to believe it was my looks and hygiene.
Sadly, none of those previous meanderings were done on purpose. It's like watching a drunk guy walk up ice coated stairs over here today.
And when I say "leaving key words out." I mean "leaving key words out of of sentences." Someone take away my keyboard before I hurt myself.
And my habit of leaving key words out. Stick a "top" in that last tweet somewhere, please.
There are many things I should change about my life, but I'm reasonably sure my habit of saying "yeppers" on IM should go to the of the list
Man, if you are a product of the 80s and MTV, mtvmusic.com will pretty much nuke your productivity for the day http://is.gd/7dRI Femmes!
Me: Can we buy this font? Accountant Co-worker: Is it for a project? Me: It's a project I call, "I want to have it, please buy it for me."
Wife worked v. late. In my sleep when she got home at 2am, I apparently mumbled, "oh good, you're home and not dead. I'm glad." Ah, amore!
The 5 yr old's personal war on mornings continues. Scribbled sign taped to her door: "No Bothring bcaus I do Not want you neer heer."
Goaded him into doing this, because I think it's hilarious: http://is.gd/6Z8f As much of "Crazy Train" as I could get our clarinetist to do.
When the conversation with a co-worker starts out, "Oh hey! I had a dream about you last night," it can only end very, very badly.
Secret confession. I don't use Safari's private browsing for porn. I use because I don't want anyone to know I read celebrity gossip sites.
The definition of awesome and terrifying: Our 14 yr. son has learned to play Ozzy's "Crazy Train." On the clarinet.
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