My wife cracks me up. Speaking to our 10 year old: Someday I'll miss the way you speak to me like I'm vermin, infesting your life.
about 11 hours ago from web
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Be still my nerdly heart: "On FedEx vehicle for delivery." Though apparently it's bad form to try and staple our receptionist to her chair.
about 20 hours ago from twitterrific
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It's Monday and time to turn in my weekly Time Sheet. AKA, the best and most creative fiction anyone will ever read.
about 20 hours ago from twitterrific
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Today's manly moment: Arguing at length with 5 yr old about a dress, and subsequently giving in and ironing it so she can wear it tomorrow.
5:23 PM Nov 16th from twitterrific
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In a room with a passel of Republican mucky-mucks. Promised my wife I wouldn't make "gloat-y noises" about the election results. Failing.
8:06 PM Nov 14th from twitterrific
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Our college student daughter tells me she bought the Bratz movie. "For a paper." Once again, I pause and think about all that tuition money.
5:02 PM Nov 14th from twitterrific
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Was described as "kooky and amusing." She was talking about my writing, but my insecurities lead me to believe it was my looks and hygiene.
8:18 AM Nov 14th from twitterrific
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Sadly, none of those previous meanderings were done on purpose. It's like watching a drunk guy walk up ice coated stairs over here today.
11:28 AM Nov 13th from twitterrific
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And when I say "leaving key words out." I mean "leaving key words out of of sentences." Someone take away my keyboard before I hurt myself.
11:16 AM Nov 13th from twitterrific
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There are many things I should change about my life, but I'm reasonably sure my habit of saying "yeppers" on IM should go to the of the list
11:10 AM Nov 13th from twitterrific
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Me: Can we buy this font? Accountant Co-worker: Is it for a project? Me: It's a project I call, "I want to have it, please buy it for me."
10:53 AM Nov 12th from twitterrific
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Wife worked v. late. In my sleep when she got home at 2am, I apparently mumbled, "oh good, you're home and not dead. I'm glad." Ah, amore!
6:59 AM Nov 12th from twitterrific
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The 5 yr old's personal war on mornings continues. Scribbled sign taped to her door: "No Bothring bcaus I do Not want you neer heer."
8:23 AM Nov 11th from twitterrific
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When the conversation with a co-worker starts out, "Oh hey! I had a dream about you last night," it can only end very, very badly.
9:33 AM Nov 10th from TweetDeck
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Secret confession. I don't use Safari's private browsing for porn. I use because I don't want anyone to know I read celebrity gossip sites.
8:49 AM Nov 10th from twitterrific
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The definition of awesome and terrifying: Our 14 yr. son has learned to play Ozzy's "Crazy Train." On the clarinet.
12:29 PM Nov 9th from twitterrific
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