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My building is chock full of gentleman who voluntarily open all manner of things for me. Doors, elevators, paper towel packages, you nam ...
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I spent the last five minutes staring at my reflection in the window while making blowfish face. Maybe I *deserve* tedious work projects.
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I'm done! I'm done with the most tedious project ever embarked upon by mankind. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
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Enter claim. Get coffee. Pee. Enter claim, enter claim. Pee. Get coffee. Pee. Enter claim, enter claim, enter claim. Shoot oneself. Pee.
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Dear UCB: Thank you for making it possible for me to be in the same room as Jon Hamm on Thurs night. You're the best.
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Something about my stainless steel coffee mug is making my coffee taste like Cup-O-Noodles.
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Yesterday, both the people who told me my sketch was morbid gave me the note that it could be more so. Turns out it was a compliment.
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@Just_Alison I took a dance class.
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Fuck, Brain, why's it so hard to read tweets w/ earbuds in? Dunno, Katai. What's so hard bout multiple penetration? ... Point taken, Brain.
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Tonight: eat yams/cookies in underwear while watching West Wing. Then Anti-Prop 8 UCB show @ midnight. It's an exciting time to be alive!
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There're many songs I hear as an adult that now just sound like date rape anthems, i.e. a fuck lot of Elvis songs. It's Now or Never? Don't?
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... in mind, any guesses as to my gender and which shitty '80's rom-coms I enjoyed as a child?
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On my jokey (but not really) music playlist, it went from Eric Carmen's "Hungry Eyes" to Starship's "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us." With that...
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@Jordan_Morris I like fooding.
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Was unreasonably overtaken by the fear "Oh God, is it already time for my high school reunion?!" Then I remembered it's not for 2 yrs. Whew!
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Worker's comp claim lists as cause: "WHILE LOOKING UP, METAL PIECES EMBEDDED IN BOTH EYES." Possibly most horrible sentence ever written?
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Seems New Boss decided that the best way to bond with us is to constantly joke about drinking at work. So hacky, it's downright endearing.
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Singing all the parts in 'Belle' from Beauty and the Beast, out my car window. Good morning, LA!
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C'mon, guy. Charlie Horse is not a legitimate worker's comp claim. These people should all just be honest and list "sad, hate my life."
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In the running for All-Time Favorite Beck lyric: "I'll feed you fruit that don't exist."
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