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Hugh MacLeod
gapingvoid I love dive bars. The more formica and broken souls, the better.
Wil Wheaton
wilw Asked: one question. Acquired: one crystal head filled with vodka. Evening: beyond surreal.
Catherine Connors
herbadmother What this child has against naps, I just don't know. I *LOVE* naps. I *LOVE* sleeping through the night. I would make an awesome baby.
Jon Campbell
nonlinearmind John McCain drove himself today with no secret serv. Isn't it a kick in the nuts to learn that your life isn't even worthy of assasination?
neilkleid
neilkleid Unfortunately, my kid's still screaming his head off for hours on end. I blame McCain, Palin and the liberal gotcha media
ShooterMcGavin3
ShooterMcGavin3 I wonder how many mavericks are pretending they voted for Obama today...
Cristina Córdova
cecilmenk Morocco: People all the way in the desert are talking about it. They can't speak English and just walk up to you and say..."Obama. Good.".
Joshua Darfler
jewdoughmaster Retweeting @cnnbreaking: Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin placed into a small capsule and launched into space. What is this??
Fernanda Diaz
ferndiaz I look forward to completely erasing Sarah Palin from my memory. Starting.....now. Oh, look, it's Tina Fey in an ugly suit!
confusedtwenty
confusedtwenty Obama wins presidency, Starbucks comes out with Christmas coffees = BEST WEDNESDAY EVER
Adam J Schmidt
adamjschmidt Retweeting @jdickerson: Race is over. Biden can start talking again! Everyone duck.
Liz Henry
lizhenry fashion critique #2 i am so sorry to be shallow but didn't any of them ever watch captain kangaroo? come on people
Nancy Friedman
Fritinancy Retweeting @drmomentum: Obama realizes he's won the presidency. Takes a moment to reflect. Demands recount.
enrique
nrek awww that psycho moron Palin was tearing up. I'll drink to that!
Wil Wheaton
wilw I feel like I just got my country back.
joetheplumber
Tracey Townsend
kittymonkey Help us Obama Wan Kenobi! You're our only hope!!
Tone E.Fly
tfly This Just In: Cindy McCain is a hologram just like the Fantastic Four's receptionist.
brendaneg
brendaneg If Obama is elected he plans to change the national symbol from an eagle to a "Jive Turkey"
TheBloggess
TheBloggess Lady yelled at me on the way to work: "YOUR BOAT COUNTS!" I don't even have a boat.

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