I've been drinking 5 cans of soda a day. I know I can make it 6 if I work harder!!
about 14 hours ago from web
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I was walking home on La Brea tonight and the prop 8 protesters started following me. The hasidic Jews heckled them for teh lulz.
11:22 PM Nov 12th from web
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zacksmovies fact #5: Zack has nipple pasties shaped like spigots. 39 of them. Don't question the odd number.
3:00 PM Oct 26th from web
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zacksmovies fact #4: You have to walk Zack twice a day or he will poop on the floor. You've been warned!
10:12 PM Oct 25th from web
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zacksmovies fact #3: There are 206 bones in the adult Zack body. 207 if you count Zack's wiener as a bone.
10:45 AM Oct 20th from web
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zacksmovies fact #2: Zack will let anyone touch his moobs at any time, for any reason.
4:50 PM Oct 19th from web
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zacksmovies fact #1: Zack buys a seperate high-end shampoo just for his eyebrows.
4:50 PM Oct 19th from web
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what? LA gathering?! But I was working! I hate you all! *FROWNY FACE*!%!#$
12:53 AM Oct 19th from web
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Currently typing at my computer. On Twitter. Type, type type.
10:08 PM Oct 16th from web
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This tweet is for my self-promotion! But I can only be promoted in relation to other people, so really this tweet demotes all of you!
10:57 PM Sep 26th from web
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This is my 20th tweet! Twitter informed me that this is the new world record!! YAAY!!
5:55 PM Sep 2nd from web
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