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GAAAH. Got those "Just sent a private reply to the entire company by accident and can't apologise 'cos it'll compound the problem" blues.
Anyone got a chicken I can borrow for some quick cranial orbits? (If you're fasting, here's wishing you a good one.)
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It's taken me this long to realise that KC & The Sunshine Band were actually rather good
More funding goes to the DHS than to fixing the tragic state of domestic chocolate. Frankly, this is all you need to know about Bush's USA.
The Chocolate Olivers @cynfusion brought back were confiscated by the DHS. Seriously. #ReasonsToReclaimTheColonies
I think we need a mic headset with Shrek ears attached, because this combination is hurting my head
Son demanded his Shrek t-shirt today; I should have taken it as an omen. One conf tree clusterfuck later, I am Shrek-eared. ME SO SORRY!!!
I am become Ghastly, destroyer of mornings, stomachs and schedules
Off to the Anon Gallery, to be part of the things that tend to happen around Barlow.
Wait, it wasn't Ben Folds, was it. Doesn't matter. It now belongs to an Orange Prize-winner.
Getting a live, guitar-assisted duet from across the Atlantic, just for me, of Ben Folds's "Bitches Ain't Shit".
They say that any landing you can walk away from is a good one. Interestingly, exactly the opposite is true for cake.
OMG, cherry Bakewell tarts! OMG, Jaffa Cakes! Come here, so I can clamber all over you in a hot sugary/chocolatey/orangey fashion!
Get to work to find a Tesco iced Madeira cake on my desk. How can I further encourage this kind of behaviour in my colleagues?
Do not get in the way of the nostalgia-fueled web developer wearing his TEENAGE FANCLUB T-SHIRT. (I will sing "Starsign" at you. Badly.)
My god, the CGI Steven Tyler in "Guitar Hero: Aerosmith" looks even worse than he does in real life. Actually, that's quite impressive...
Talk Like A Modern Pirate Day: http://xrl.us/orota (mainly for @moleitau, who suggested similar)
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