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FakeSarahPalin
FakeSarahPalin but but but I can see russia from my house
Fake John McCain
fakejohnmccain If you're having vote problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but the vote ain't one... oh wait, it is. Fuck.
Adam
quartertonality Voting for Obama gave me a boner.
nerrek
nerrek Barack Obama can we fix it? Barack Obama YES WE CAN!
jeph jacques
jephjacques Goals for today: do not go back to bed
FakeSarahPalin
FakeSarahPalin STEP TWO IS WHAT?!?!?!?! John McCain I WILL NOT OPEN THAT BOX.
Fake John McCain
fakejohnmccain You know who else is black? Darth Vader. I'm just sayin'.
Fake John McCain
fakejohnmccain This is a fundamental difference between me and Senator Obama. Notice how he talks about the government. I, on the other hand, am white.
Fake John McCain
fakejohnmccain WORDS TO AVOID WHEN DEBATING A WOMAN: "milfibuster".
Ruhee D.
youisfunny Got a cold? Try the wet sock therapy. http://tinyurl.com/3lopzu
Adam
quartertonality McCain was a POW? Union or Confederate?
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman If I'd gone into a coma during the Clinton years, was miraculously awoken today, and just read today's newspaper, I'd ask for my coma back.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman "Nice butt," she said, as I scrubbed the floor on my hands and knees. Suddenly I understood feminism.
Dean Cameron Allen
textism A moth just flew in, plucked a single guitar string with its wings, and left. John Cage knows how to motherfucking reïncarnate.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman Morality is like high-school sex. Those who talk about it most, practice it least.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman Without Mother Goose, Shakespeare, or the Bible to quote from, our paperback books would have no titles.
David Sleight
stuntbox Banner ad tells me Bush's IQ is 125. What? In metric?
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman I won't say it's hotter than hell in NYC today, but the grocery man just delivered a dozen omelets. Oh!
Adam
quartertonality You know you're out of the loop when you get news about the Presidential race from your Canadian girlfriend.
Jeffrey Zeldman
zeldman Editing text in Adobe Acrobat Professional is like fucking in glass sheets.

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