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barfy i feel. too many wings i may have had. vp candidate id like to lance with my saber, mmmmm.
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tired i am. pointy ears in abundance in VA i hear. yesssssss.
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@Mickipedia P E N A L !@#@# jury duty...ass it is. force you will use to break free. check for 2 dollars you will cash, yes.
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luke dropped me an IM, @garyvee mentioned me in episode 500 http://tv.winelibrary.com/2...
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smooth my dick is. yessssss. blog or blog not, there is no try.
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women i have bad luck with. pissed i am not. short is too life. sense i make none of.
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updated i have not. fail from twitter has been epic, yessss. work does it? drugs i have been on.
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half a shock no, use the force young jedi you must.
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shock women with only three fingers I do.
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wings I like. bad at guitar hero I am, only six fingers I have. pity myself I do.
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wrong side of bed i woke up on this morning. cut off on highway i was. coffee on lap made yoda cranky...in underwear im now relaxing in.
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Father I am Thankful for on this Day. For my first force experience was him with. Burn from saber I still have. Bastard you are. <3
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lightsaber status: erect fully, hmmm.
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@garyvee wine i do not drink. beer i do. force it does not make work well, hmmm.
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@mickipedia exciting that is not. girl standing i am next to is named princess vespa. there, so.
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@t me that did sound like. ripped off i feel. originality i must lack.
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hurting is head. sausage of plenty at diggnation party. pointy ear chicks there were not. hmmm.
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personal drunk video did leak, embarrassed am i http://tinyurl.com/65lqs2
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fireworks i have heard. pants i must change.
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