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DanKennedy_NYC
Hottest lower east side look: bookish yet violent deviant tart on crutches who ate enough speed to climb the wall at rehab and escape again.
4:47 PM Nov 13th from web
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badbanana
I'm not saying Secretary Paulson is Lex Luthor. I'm just saying $700 billion is exactly enough to build a death ray.
1:15 PM Sep 30th from web
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badbanana
Laugh now, but once the financial meltdown in this country is complete, we will want a leader who can provide us with moose meat.
7:03 PM Sep 29th from web
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SeoulBrother
"Hello September, you sneaky son of a bitch." *tosses cigarette butt and raises fists* "Let's party, motherfucker."
11:31 AM Sep 5th from web
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Remiel
Nervous about speaking to a large group of people? Try imagining them all naked. Just don't tell their teacher what you're doing.
10:20 AM Sep 2nd from web
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FarkerPeaceboy
The RNC is having the IOC investigate the Obama girls being too young and adorable to compete at a national convention.
9:20 PM Aug 25th from web
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franktheguy
Nothing says "I'm drunk" like throwing a lit match into a candle and hoping it figures itself out. Also, when does the baby-making start?
9:32 PM Aug 22nd from web
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Jasph
Listening to latest podcast @ylnt. Took awhile to rev up, then riffs on heraldry made me laugh till I was couchant on a field of cramps.
7:44 PM Jul 30th from web
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communicatrix
Thanks to @ylnt and light, reflective clothing, I've become That Lady Who Walks Around the Neighborhood Laughing to Herself for No Reason.
9:18 AM Jul 30th from web
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