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http://chat.askafatdude.com/ ... watch me drink and be emo
@BeerBear All I seen last night was the bottom of Miller Chill cans. I think they're discontinuing the cans so thats my excuse...
@Pita13 being old has nothing to do with tweeting "pass the sugar". Whats next? "@BeerBear come wipe my @ass?"
@BeerBear and @Pita13 ... you guys are almost as pathetic as me.
or call 618-37-BOGUS if you don't have skype
bored. someone get on skype. talk to me. xxabsentxx81 ... playing with my bluetooth headset so it'll sound like turds.
should i stay home and overthrow @madbeatfactory or should i leave and try to get a DUI? ... DUI it is.
Lied to, stepped on, and beat down... Yay me.
Work. Bleh.
*sigh*
Time for work. Hope things are okay tonight.
@Pita13 Twoo eee twoo ahh ahh twing twang twalla twalla twingtwang!
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you... And then the witch doctor he told me what to do. He said that Ooo ee, ooo ah ah ting tang
DoucheCast - EP063 - Save The Drama For Obama http://tinyurl.com/5cjqkh
@phattymcbiff I would want to see a sample of their work before I spent that kind of money. $237ish for 60 shirts is good if they don't suck
@phattymcbiff Okay, this sound good, but you have to order in bulk... http://tinyurl.com/64j6xw
Wow, Sarah Palin must be from the circle of Dum-Dum. http://tinyurl.com/5q54k7
Rooster FTW! Thanks for the lucky @'s.
@9mmhobbes The more you tweet the more I think we're dealing with the same person. This could have been resolved a long time ago with a call
I feel like a shmuck, but I just did something I'll probably regret. Hopefully I won't, though. @ me some good luck, you twitter jews.
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