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Have inadvertently blown up my landlady. Luckily it's just her face thanks to allergies rather than anything worse.
It's colder inside the office than out. Layering up
still working
@dale_vile I lived in America one summer and Fox was always on in the place we had breakfast. Frightening to think people believe it all
@Flackenhacks Loving that in similar items on eBay, one of the closest matches is Adopt a Llama. And the llama is already on £60...
have 96 windows open on my desktop, 80 of which are emails.
Just discovered Mojito mints. Amazing
Horribly geeky but am genuinely excited after my 2 day training session. I love my job
finally finished application form.
Wow. When dressing for hockey at work, must remember to put under armour on after I've been on the tube. Melting
Pinstripe trousers, massive boots, satin bomber jacket, ft in the pocket. Very difficult outfit to read.
@monkchips Yes. I got pressganged into a meeting from 7 - 9pm the other day because it was convenient for everyone else.
Jamie Oliver has spawned a world of foodies. Or I'm getting older. I'd prefer to blame Oliver for cookery being everyone's hobby these days
Found £25 in my pockets in a week. Beginning to think i have a money fairy
shallow enough to still be excited that David Beckham smiled at me this weekend
Shouldn't be allowed to use sharp knives. 3rd cooking injury in a month.
@charlesarthur A friend had one of the first cochlear implants c.20 years ago. Life changing. My grandad had one last week. Life changing.
why do educated people really believe that M&S, Microsoft or anyone else for that matter, would really give them £ for forwarding emails?
Owning a nice car does not automatically make you a good driver. Mini drivers need to learn this.
@jamesdotwarren True, though one of my clients compared you to Angus Deyton last week. You could be the Valentine/Angus love child
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