Have inadvertently blown up my landlady. Luckily it's just her face thanks to allergies rather than anything worse.
about 23 hours ago from web
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have 96 windows open on my desktop, 80 of which are emails.
10:11 AM Oct 23rd from web
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Horribly geeky but am genuinely excited after my 2 day training session. I love my job
10:28 AM Oct 21st from web
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Wow. When dressing for hockey at work, must remember to put under armour on after I've been on the tube. Melting
10:14 AM Oct 16th from txt
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Pinstripe trousers, massive boots, satin bomber jacket, ft in the pocket. Very difficult outfit to read.
1:54 PM Oct 15th from txt
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Jamie Oliver has spawned a world of foodies. Or I'm getting older. I'd prefer to blame Oliver for cookery being everyone's hobby these days
9:43 AM Oct 14th from web
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Found £25 in my pockets in a week. Beginning to think i have a money fairy
11:33 AM Oct 13th from txt
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shallow enough to still be excited that David Beckham smiled at me this weekend
1:53 AM Oct 13th from web
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Shouldn't be allowed to use sharp knives. 3rd cooking injury in a month.
8:29 AM Oct 10th from web
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why do educated people really believe that M&S, Microsoft or anyone else for that matter, would really give them £ for forwarding emails?
9:27 AM Oct 9th from web
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Owning a nice car does not automatically make you a good driver. Mini drivers need to learn this.
6:51 AM Oct 9th from web
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