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So apparently I now have kittens. Now all I need to do is find a winning lottery ticket under a car, and then I can afford to feed them...
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Every time I look into the bathroom, something else has been knocked over. Who knew kittens = destruction? (Oh, right -- EVERYONE.)
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Extraction-happy dentist asks me how my wisdom teeth feel -- while trying to crack them in half with his tools. Teeth? Fine. Me? Litigious.
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... and now I have two angry stray kittens shut up in my bathroom, and no idea what to do with them. Ideas, anyone? Suggestions? Recipes?
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My afternoon? Oh, the usual: worked, read, spent an hour on my stomach coaxing two angry stray kittens out from under a parked car. You?
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@hecklerspray YES YES YESSSS. (It's still legal tender if I pasted Obama's face on the $20 bills, right?...)
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For the past 11 hours, all I have been able to say is YES YES YESSSS. Now would be a good time to ask me for money, people.
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Little kid outside, seeing the fiery-orange tree next to my window: "WHOA, this tree is COOL! Soon they're gonna be NAKED!"
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Me: "Hey Mom, you should check out my Twitter feed." Mom: "*Twitter feed*? What is that, some kind of disease?"
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