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nicholascook @wisequark Yes, urinal. It's actually a sad story, believe it or not, but I do call someone's penis a sunkist raisin. Ha! 7:54 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to wisequark

KuraFire I thought about becoming a professional blogger, but the timing didn't seem write. 9:28 AM Nov 11th from web

KuraFire You know, observing the Favrd Leaderboard I'm noticing that unless you're hung like crazy, a woman, or have kids, you're basically… @nick 7:49 AM Oct 10th from twitterrific

jamesfrye82 Its funny how in Gov't work everything is an acronym. I swear that someone just said that they are from eieio. O_o 10:50 AM Sep 26th from web

KuraFire "The Constitution": Obama: noted scholar+lecturer on constitutional law. Bush: Might be able to spell it. McCain: there when it was written. 1:21 PM Sep 18th from web

MikeTRose @wisequark "The Constitution" -- Obama: noted scholar, lecturer at U Chicago on constitutional law. Bush: Might be able to spell it. 1:10 PM Sep 18th from twitterrific in reply to wisequark

vjl So if Twitter updates my Facebook status, and Facebook updates my FriendFeed status, and Friendfeed updates my Twitter status; are we loopy? 8:21 PM Sep 15th from web

bbum @janeylicious It doesn't work. The meth lab folks just turn to bribes or much less clean source of precursors. 4:54 PM Sep 15th from twitterrific in reply to janeylicious

cbarrett BUT APPLE CAN DO IT BETTER THAN ANY THIRD PARTY DEVS I MEAN IMAGINE HOW COOL AN APPLE PHOTOSHOP REPLACEMENT WOULD BE LOLOL ADOBE SUZXOORS!!1 12:38 PM Sep 12th from twitterrific

bbum 20 minutes until Drudge picks this up as a story... http://tinyurl.com/5tyyq3 4:28 PM Sep 10th from twitterrific

chockenberry MAYBE ITS NOT FRENCH BUT THE FRICKEN MARTIANS SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU LOOKS LIKE THE ISSUE IS RESOLVED NOW BACK TO WORK http://bit.ly/2gMlee 3:55 PM Sep 10th from twitterrific

lonelysandwich @BarackObama You won the primary with style. But it's not about style now, it's about power. So get angry, please. Show me you(')r(e) nuts. 12:48 PM Sep 10th from web in reply to BarackObama

KuraFire Eating leftover BJ's for lunch. …wait, that came out wrong. …as did that. :| 12:33 PM Sep 10th from web

rtmfd QOTD: “I keep two magnums in my desk drawer. One is a gun that I keep loaded. The other is a bottle and it keeps me loaded.” 11:18 PM Jul 6th from twhirl

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