wineass
2005 Novella Synergy. To be brief, this novella is up for a Pulitzer--very nice! 4/5, $13.
| wineass 2005 Terre del Nero d'Avola. Like turkey in a hot tank--with cough syrup. 2/5, $5. |
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| wineass 2006 Summerland Pinot Noir. Like using steel wool to clean your cherry-stewing pot. 3/5, $18. |
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| wineass 2005 Angeline Chardonnay. Takes you back to kindergarten--paste and Elmers glue. 3/5, $9. |
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| wineass 2005 Capolan Merlot. Fire the label designers--parrots, raffle tickets, WTF? Luckily the winemaker was more competent. 3/5, $7. |
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| wineass 2005 Redtree Petit Syrah. A chicken chili fart in a hot car. 2/5, $3. |
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| wineass 2006 Friday Monkey Cabernet Merlot. 7-up and raspberry Kool-aid, a Nathans hot dog wine. 4/5, $9. |
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| wineass 2007 Friday Monkey Cabernet. Lemon rind, beer and pomegranites, great with a spicy burger! 3/5, $9. |
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| wineass 2006 Friday Monkey Merlot. Cherry sweet-tarts, turbinado sugar, and a two-second finish. 3/5, $9. |
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| wineass 2005 Friday Monkey Shiraz. Blackberry port with a hint of furniture polish--great wine to start your friends on! 3/5, $9. |
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| wineass 2007 Friday Monkey Chardonnay. Pine resin and napkins--with a shot of mead. 3/5, $9. |
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| wineass 2006 Chard-on-yeah. If Snapple made peach-flavored tea in a glue factory . . . Call it Chard-on-OK. 3/5, $8. |
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| wineass 2006 Root 1 Cabernet Sauvignon. If it tasted as good as the bottle looks, it would be a 5. But that ain't the case. 2/5, $10. |
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| wineass 2005 Jacobs Creek Reserve Shiraz. Seems like the 01 was a fluke, this ain't bad but ain't singing. 3/5, $10 |
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| wineass Zhonghua Premium Selection Dry Red Wine. Like wet cement drenched in white vinegar. 2/5, $4. |
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| wineass 2006 Chateau St Michelle Chardonnay. A hint of hamster pee on fresh bread. Get their Indian Wells. 3/5, $7. |
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| wineass 2006 McManis Chardonnay. Caramel and grapefruit, with just a hint of boiled football leather. 4/5, $8. |
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| wineass Huck. This huckleberry-flavored wine smells like bubblegum and will be loved by white zin drinkers. 2/5, $9. |
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| wineass 2006 McManis Syrah. Blackberries are gettin it on with lemons in a caramel factory! 4/5, $10. |
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| wineass 2005 Rideau Lagniappe. I'm not sure how to pronounce it, so I'll just call it "five." 5/5, $40. |
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