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Colleen
digitalkitty Is your cat plotting to kill you? http://www.catswhothrowupgr...
Faruk Ates
KuraFire Obama to have 5-day online comment period prior to signing nonemergency legislation, to involve Americans in the process: http://bit.ly/5day
ysmarko
ysmarko From church: "You know what the two things are that jesus promises to those who admire him? Jack and squat."
Darth Vader
darthvader I wasn't around for the fabled celebration when the Empire fell, but I'm told it looked alot like what happened last night, Ewoks & all.
ysmarko
ysmarko writing about menstruation and nocturnal emission for the middle school ministry book. good times.
Sandra
coelacanths checking out the website from williamhartz
Tom
thatguynamedtom Just attacked by a wasp luckly it tried to sting the armpit of my tshirt giving me enough time to flick it off and run like a girl
Jasmine
JasmineDarkly Thinking of renaming my laptop "McCrashkins"
Darth Vader
darthvader You know you're evil when you score above iJustine - http://twitter.grader.com/t...
Rachel S.
Rachelskirts I cannot remember the last time I received flowers that were not from church ladies. Men of the world, stop slacking. #catlady
Janelle Painter
FlowerInTheRain Oh. Just realized I forgot to print out reverse directions for coming home.
Rachel S.
Rachelskirts A toilet that refuses to flush is never a good thing, but it's particularly horrifying when you're using it to drown Shelob's cousin.
Sandra
coelacanths i have an apple notebook but today it seems like it is an orange
Felicia Day
feliciaday UMMM: Washington Mutual just failed and was taken over?! ALL MY MONEY IS THERE! :O Should I withdraw it and put it under my mattress?
William Hartz
williamhartz OH - Manny to some girls: "Any of you ladies want to be a gentleman and give me your hoodie?"
Jan Wopperer
jannygirl Channel 2, if you're really "on" our "side" why are you always hanging around Walmart, a monster that destroys communities and America?
Phillip Schwartz
cheesteak It seems as if @williamhartz enjoys in the suffering of others.
Paul Thurrott
thurrott I think my Web server was installed on an Indian burial ground.
Sandra
coelacanths excel is trying to ruin my afternoon :(

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