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atl Seen on TPM: "Obama is already sitting down with an unpopular, aggressive world leader without preconditions." 9:07 AM Nov 10th from twitterrific

robot_operator Wii Fit called me a "fatty boombalatty" this morning. Is it supposed to do that? 7:12 AM Nov 6th from twitterrific

kirkhenry Wolf Blitzers beard was well manicured and quite eloquent last evening. I am impressed. 4:32 AM Nov 5th from web

antichrista Around 8pm EST, millions of conservative, evangelical zealots will finally see how much God hates them and wants to ruin their lives. 1:04 PM Nov 4th from twitterrific

lotd (@alexlines) "tune in dropouts / wake up dreamers / stoners cast the first one" The Shazam-Are You Receiving http://bit.ly/1VbqRw 9:01 AM Nov 4th from web

robot_operator MANHATTAN: The place you drive through on your way home to Brooklyn. 3:15 PM Nov 1st from twitterrific

matthewbaldwin I believe the children are our future. That's why my experimental time machine uses their blood as fuel. 8:26 AM Oct 31st from web

fimoculous Getting my Halloween parties mixed up with my Election parties. Either way, Palin will be there. 7:22 AM Oct 30th from web

gruber So it ends up it’s not such a great idea to have a maverick vice presidential running mate. 3:31 PM Oct 29th from twitterrific

bryanwoods Moving to the apartment's other desk, where I am fairly certain a Utopia of productivity awaits me. 7:52 AM Oct 29th from twhirl

Moltz @jsnell Buffy was great, but if we're talking about the best TV show there has ever been, there's only one answer: Sesame Street. 3:20 PM Oct 27th from web in reply to jsnell

monstro @sacca: "Email. It's like your to-do list that anyone can add an item to." 3:02 PM Oct 27th from twitterrific in reply to sacca

crispycracka Client wants to know if project will be done in time.My 64oz Diet Coke says it will.Also-Flash is super annoying when brain all fast-thinky. 10:02 PM Oct 22nd from web

ceonyc "God will do the right thing for America on Nov. 4th" - Palin I believe he will and I expect the lightning bolt to have a blueish tint. 8:09 AM Oct 22nd from TwitterFox

stephenfry w00t! Grillaz like totally PWN the jungle, innit x 3:25 AM Oct 21st from txt

fascinated @ceonyc I don't want to play in yet another fake economy, the stock, real estate and currency mkts are enough 5:12 AM Oct 20th from TwitterBerry in reply to ceonyc

bryanwoods If Real Life Was The App Store: For 99 cents this coffee is OK. Only problems are that it sometimes spills on my chin and should be free." 8:50 AM Oct 15th from twhirl

polisigh Via @druce: I think the invisible hand just gave me the finger. - http://bit.ly/YVvX1 7:30 AM Oct 15th from web

TheStalwart I wonder how many people will think they're going to be the only "Slutty Sarah Palin" at their Halloween party. 6:53 AM Oct 5th from web

ethank Sigur Ros has the power to cure headaches, make your skin clear up and make small dogs obey. And summon aliens to earth. 12:41 AM Oct 3rd from web

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