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Elizabeth Chuck
echuckles finally got an iPhone. did you guys know those things have the INTERNET on them?
Samantha Simpson
samantha888 Dear God, if I believe in you, will you let the baby sleep? Please? Somebody? Satan? I am ready to make a deal here.
hotdogsladies
hotdogsladies Shakespeare enables comments: 1. Fake! Marloweshop 2. Methinks more like FART of Avon 3. First 4. Verily: Hamlet = GAY 5. Thanks for ye add!
Clive Thompson
pomeranian99 Is there a single more obnoxious and preening usage of language than calling yourself -- or anyone else for that matter -- a "thought le ... ...
SeoulHusseinBrother
SeoulBrother I wonder how many times Malia and Sasha have said, "It's President ELECT, Dad." *eye roll*.
Eric Kim
ecklaca hoping Obama comes out with the s1w's
Elizabeth Chuck
echuckles going to vote. pissed i didn't finish my "VILF" buttons in time.
FakeSarahPalin
FakeSarahPalin Wait we're the red ones on the map?!
Elizabeth Chuck
echuckles ♫ woman voter, woma-woman voter, you're a woman voter, oh! woman voter, oh! you're a woman voter, baby! you, you, you are! ♫ sing it, brit. ...
Adam Koford
apelad Like all Adams, I, too, have an invisible hand.
Adam Koford
apelad Adam Smith on "spreading the wealth" http://tinyurl.com/6mljtk They should've included his next sentence "suck it, 21st century econ n00bs"
FakeSarahPalin
FakeSarahPalin Oh yeah @AnilDash? Yo mama's so fat, she stood on the Democratic Party platform _and broke it_. SHAZAM--PALIN STYLE!
M. Kong
yobosensei Just called ATT to exchange HTC Tilt phone for 2nd time. I just dislike that phone same with G1. Anything HTC is bad.
Elizabeth Chuck
echuckles on behalf of editors everywhere, i'd like to congratulate Beyoncé on her correct use of the conditional tense in her song "If I Were a Boy." ...
SeoulHusseinBrother
SeoulBrother All these campaign signs. I don't even recognize half these candidates. Coldwell Banker, John L. Scott, Windermere. Who are these people?
Mike Standish
Standy Some say that the sound of jackhammering directly outside the office all morning can be a soothing, Zen-like presence. They are assholes.
FakeSarahPalin
FakeSarahPalin I am basically drunk right now
FakeSarahPalin
FakeSarahPalin oh crap I'm out of talking points quick -- oh yeah, SURRENDER!1 Shazam -- Palin style :)
FakeSarahPalin
FakeSarahPalin I can't hear the snakes HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION PPL
Darth Vader
darthvader If you find yourself muttering "These aren't the droids I'm looking for." while watching the VP debate tonight, I'll have done my job right.

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