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wow, the hostility. sounds like you guys follow all the wrong people. oh by the way, my kid did something adorable.
about 14 hours ago from Tweetsville
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Having just spent half the night hacking needlessly, here's a useful piece of advice: the way to a man's heart is through his *chest*.
about 22 hours ago from Tweetsville
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So yeah, now I'm that guy. Hang up your fucking phone. Trust me, you don't realize what you're missing, and you'll wreck somebody's family.
4:45 PM Nov 16th from Tweetsville
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During a simple 5k run, my right of way was stolen 6 times. 5 of those were people on the phone. The other one was easily 80 years old.
4:44 PM Nov 16th from Tweetsville
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Related: I sat through a church service to watch my daughter sing, therefore Christ and his cross no longer have anything to hold over me.
10:02 AM Nov 16th from Tweetsville
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2yo at 5yo's church singing event: "CHURCH LIKES EATING CHICKEN!" "Church" is the neighbor's cat's name. We are not church people.
10:00 AM Nov 16th from Tweetsville
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After nearly twenty-five years of difficult self-discovery, I've finally concluded that if I could be anyone in Cheap Trick, I'd be Tommy.
8:07 AM Nov 16th from Tweetsville
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"I just asked for help as an excuse to go on a date with you... I don't really care about computers." - "Well... Have you seen Leopard?"
11:10 PM Nov 15th from Tweetsville
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