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@cheeseslave HOME TO TEXAS???!!!
@sockington ...ze leetle witchdog kakked to see such ze fright zat ze ze cattie jumped ze baboon!
http://tinyurl.com/5q7t5b I want zeez I want zeez I want zeez! tippy tap tippy tap tippy tap!
@tanjab Hee! On ze way to work one ov zem FedEx fuxxxers almost ran me down--two miles later ze po-po's got 'em! I clapped as I sped past.
@tanjab I suggest Facebag adopt a Fail Snail.
@jennalex A very nice compliment indeed!
@tanjab Try it upside down or inside out.
@zappos I read that with relish!
@soakland I am so very soggy to hear of your cancer dog. All mein hearts are with you. Nothing sadder zen ze sick dogging. Mulched fluff 2 u
Some top execs are voluntarily taking pay cuts to save jobs of the minions below them. Perhaps they're remembering Marie Antoinette?
Jim Carrey as "The Cable Guy" is brillig. Watch it or watch it again. I believe the film was Carrey's zenith. The spider scene thrills me.
@Baby_Obama I have an incontinent clairvoyant Romanian witchdog ghost for sale cheap.
@OtherMichael Eight balls in the corner pocket.
@darthvader Right-hand man, left-hand man, backdoor man...there are ways around the phantom limbs, Darthie. Donut despair.
@Zalkins Sad! Here's hoping you find a magical job very soon. My best ever was "Corporate Romance Director." Yep. Happy B-day & chin up!
Sensible salaries could be the new black. Fewer layoffs, more equitable distribution of wealth. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id...
Re: layoffs (which we're hearing lots about lately) http://tinyurl.com/5cqnx6
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