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homelessdave @viscousplatypus when you buy the Chucks 2 or 3 pair at a time then you will know, that you know, that you are a creature of habit 11:10 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to viscousplatypus

viscousplatypus "We'll be right back with Oopsie the Clown. Next up, Mass for Shut-Ins." 11:14 AM Nov 4th from twhirl

hodgman To ann arbor on Monday. At Borders #1. It has been there since Sumerian times. 7:57 AM Oct 25th from mobile web

EffingBoring "Juuust wanted to touch BAAASE with youuu (ascending string run) re... regarding... regarDIING (descending run) the (choir) DRAFT PROPOSAL!" 11:54 AM Oct 17th from web

rondol "I love women...I have all their albums." 5:49 AM Oct 14th from twitterrific

danklyn we have 10,000 meatloafs where you can dessert tonight 11:24 AM Oct 6th from twhirl

warrenellis 15 years of "Warren, why put disgusting stuff in these nice comics?" On TV: "SODOMISED WITH A VIOLIN BOW. Now look at some Doritos ads." 3:58 PM Oct 3rd from web

Booalready I mistakenly ate the baby Jesus from the manger when I was a toddler. This qualifies me for something. And not just bowel obstructions. 4:34 PM Oct 2nd from web

treemeat By the way, Bush was able to debate Kerry while he was already president. 4:11 PM Sep 24th from twitterrific

viscousplatypus "No one expects the Contextual Inquisition." - @trek 1:27 PM Sep 23rd from web

warrenellis I figure I can fit about 60 refugees from the USA in my back garden, come November. So... you want to form a line, or just bribe me? 2:49 PM Sep 20th from web

marywachsmann It sounds like a bad joke, but John McCain really is older than Alaska. 10:59 AM Sep 4th from web

Peregrine57 Our neighbour was building a gazebo once. My grandmother went to see what he was building, came back and said "he's building a placebo." 11:29 AM Aug 19th from TwitterFox

homelessdave @viscousplatypus the current record at Blimpy stands at 43 patties in an hour and a half; (what happens when you start with empty stomach) 8:09 AM Aug 3rd from web in reply to viscousplatypus

scottsimpson "Can you reply-all to tell everyone to stop replying-all?" is the new "Can God make a rock so heavy he cannot lift it?" 11:41 AM Jul 30th from twitterrific

consumatron A sweaty shirt is a poor man's hypercolor. 7:40 AM Jul 17th from txt

diskgrinder twiiter novels (140 characters to encapsulate a plot, or less). First up 1984 - Cabbage smell, sex, rats! Acceptance. 11:07 AM Jun 16th from web

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