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Darth Vader
darthvader Have honed my Force powers so that kids think I'm giving them Reese's & KitKats when in fact I'm handing out Smartees & dryer lint. Boo-yah!
Darth Vader
darthvader People are telling me my son has the hots for... his *sister*. Luke my boy, this is a galaxy far, far away, not West Virginia.
drockaz07
drockaz07 breakfast burrito for lunch.. im a rebel.
HappyCowboy
HappyCowboy The happiest cows I've known make the best steak, horses on the other hand, work for a living. Do well or get well done!
olds
olds Wondering how Experts Exchange is in business. Every time I accidentally end up there, I feel like I've been rick roll'd.
Ben Preston
veruus Going to dinner w/ a friend who just spent 28 days in the desert. @_@
Ben Preston
veruus Lecturing a newspaper editor via email because I am a prick.
Ben Preston
veruus Still too dumb to lock my laptop.
Ben Preston
veruus I left my computer unlocked!
Ben Preston
veruus Experiencing sticky keyboard keys. Grifter is a cock.

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