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slobokan
Okay I slept on it. I still don't get it. Why would someone who promised hope and change pick a Democratic Dick Cheney as a running mate?
08:46 AM August 23, 2008
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usrbingeek
Barrel of oil: $142. Gallon of gas: $4.08. Average Fill up: $108. Voters finally realizing that congress needs to be fired: Priceless
11:16 AM June 27, 2008
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mashable
@bruceturner: "If Air Traffic Control was run by Twitter: Runways r stressing out a bit right now, so landing has been temporarily disabled"
06:23 PM June 26, 2008
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mashable
If Christmas was run by Twitter: "Santa is stressing out a bit this year, so receiving of presents has been temporarily disabled"
04:31 PM June 26, 2008
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mashable
If AT&T was run by Twitter: "AT&T is stressing out a bit now, so receiving calls has been temporarily disabled."
04:24 PM June 26, 2008
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mashable
If GMail was run by Twitter: Gmail is stressing out a bit right now, so receiving mail has been temporarily disabled (feel free to send one)
04:21 PM June 26, 2008
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usrbingeek
@twitter what is it going to take to get things fixed, especially track? cash bribes? pot? (maybe less pot is a better idea!) pizzas? beer?
12:24 PM June 26, 2008
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Ihnatko
Twitter is getting to be like the boss' nephew, who's figured out that he can just photocopy his weiner all day long and he won't get fired.
10:09 PM June 24, 2008
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mukund
blockbuster + circuit city = dumb & dumber
05:07 PM April 14, 2008
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davewiner
Come on, everyone knows that Jesus was just a random guy, not the son of god.
02:21 PM April 10, 2008
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davewiner
Okay next subject. I find it weird that any candidate believes in a Christian god. Do they really think the world was created in 7 days?
02:20 PM April 10, 2008
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usrbingeek
Faux-hawks are neither cool or attractive. Having one only serves to let everyone else know you're a blooming idiot.
03:45 PM April 08, 2008
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Ihnatko
@usrbingeek I will try Michael's Deli, only so that I can mock you with an authority that matches my cruelty.
05:59 PM March 28, 2008
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ev
couple near me at whole foods are discussing Twitter. she thinks it's boring. bitch.
11:46 AM March 28, 2008
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JasonCalacanis
@robbellbottom: we call that @DaveWiner 's Law in the industry. The more he wants to kill you/your product/hates you the better youre doing!
09:26 AM March 28, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Email combines intimacy and distance in a way that sociopaths seem to really enjoy.
09:26 PM January 05, 2008
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andybeal
I need a widget to track all of my widgets
10:46 AM July 18, 2007
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dhowell
Why ping bloggers about stories that have no online presence? In this corner, the concept; in that one way over there, being clear on it.
10:07 AM March 07, 2007
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usrbingeek
Every web host excels at sucking; it's a competition for who's least competent but unfortunately they're all tied.
06:24 PM March 06, 2007
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