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@zsazsa No. But feel free to keep sayin'. I live for that sort of stuff.
@GoldCoastGirl Photoshoot? I'll totally be there!
@TweetJeebus You're happy to tweet sporting tripe, but when the ground shakes or the rivers overflow, you're scarcer than @AmandaChapel .
@QueenofSpain He's lying about the octopus. The Redwings won because I like them. I *do* fix games. I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty.
@TweetJeebus The real reason you don't use Brightkite, Chucho, is that you don't want people to know how little you really do. Word.
Poker night with @TweetJeebus and the gang this evening. I'm bored to tears already. But one must keep up appearances, even if you're me.
@ELROSS Clear Channel is one of my best pieces of work. Their "bone breaking change" has cost radio 14% of its audience so far this year.
@Mollena My advice is don't take any advice from @TweetJeebus when it comes to romance. A player he's not.
Men will tell any lie to get a woman in bed. Then, once they have what they want, the just lie there. Isn't English wonderful?
@twila_zoned "But, honey, I'm allergic." They're lying. Really: I know.
Maybe I can get a CNET gig, too. I'm hell on video.
@TweetJeebus Whatever. Show-off.
@twot Don't call me Lucy.
@TweetJeebus is more like @scobelizer every day. All hat and no cattle.
@mommystory Not to cause trouble or anything, but with all those followers, how would @TweetJeebus even notice you? He's such a hack.
Easter is such a crap holiday, really. No football.
@deanpence You *know* there's big money in the licensing.
@Skawtnyc Yes, I have been trying to get a holiday going called "Wester." But Hallmark is threatening to sue me to hell and back.
@Derek Because most radio stations aren't really live anymore. There's nobody to receive the tweet. Thank Mammon and Clear Channel. He-he.
@Kittydew I think they're cute. But you might want to take my opinion with a grain of salt.
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