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One comment about the U.S. elections: California, who are you to say who gets married in my house? Now clean up yours.
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To answer a common petition: No, even I can't fix Digg. I tried to fix the Canadian Football League, and now all CFL means is a $2 lightbulb
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@coffeemike Hmm ... @God isn't Dad. The Archangels won't even let him carry a Blackberry.
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@mklopez Don't blame a time paradox for the Bush presidency. Blame Ralph Nader.
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@dsilverman Those Spock ears suit you.
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@mklopez Unlike Cher, I really can turn back time. Trust me -- it's not as sexy as you think.
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@Urraca New insights from my travels? Yes, bacon salt wasn't something I'd anticipated. Not so kosher, but human creativity surprises me.
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Sorry to tweet and run, but I'm trying to wrap up a particularly nice sunset in Maui. I need to grab some more orange and red. Back tomorrow
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@Babybloomr Yes, Mary Magdaline is beginning to ask a lot of pointed questions about why you and I talk so often. Act casual.
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@Scobleizer is the only one who keeps more naughty and nice lists than I do. You should see how he organizes his Friendfeed subscriptions.
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Thank you for all the "welcome back" tweets. It's my 15 minutes of feeling like @Scobleizer .
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@deneyterrio I take my own name in vain all the time. It's kind of a stock joke around here. No worries.
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@HopeClary I just got Governor Palin's voicemail. i told her I can see Russia from my house, too.
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@amentele Don't sweat the details. It's just an oral exam. You can bluff your way through.
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@QueenofSpain November 4th? That was for you. My treat.
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So you folks could probably help me out: who is this Sarah Palin who keeps leaving me messages? I'm afraid to call back.
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@amentele The end of days? Comes at 5pm, Monday through Sunday. Bonus if you keep the Sabbath.
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@Mollena Judging from the size of your new President's Secret Service detail, it looks like your folks already have his safety well in hand.
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@anniemal No harm done. The King James crew got it wrong, too.
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To be honest, I've been afraid to show my face since the U.S. Presidential primaries. Now I can get back to fixing test scores and football.
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