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hotdogsladies
If you're still `undecided` today, you don't "need to hear more from the candidates." You need a frontal lobe and a fucking kick in the ass.
6:45 AM Nov 3rd from web
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AinsleyofAttack
They say the recession requires "bold and aggressive action," which makes it sound like the economy is plagued by zombies instead of debt.
12:37 PM Oct 28th from txt
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pagecrusher
Yeah, I could go to your art opening, but I'd rather you show me "the beauty that's inside" by gutting yourself.
5:20 PM Oct 26th from txt
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pagecrusher
Sometimes, when Ainsley's outwitting me before I'm even fully awake, I wish that her mom had smoked more cigarettes during pregnancy.
8:59 AM Aug 18th from txt
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AinsleyofAttack
Having a post-operative boyfriend means that unless I get surgery or bats fly out of my vagina not a single complaint of mine matters today.
9:51 AM Aug 2nd from txt
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wordnerd
Day Two of a really, really bad mood. With no real explanation. Other than, well, my general disappointment with the human race.
5:23 AM Jul 8th from BeTwittered
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