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@wordnerd It's distracting me and keeping me from putting my head in the oven, especially since it's an ELECTRIC OVEN.
Excuse me, my cats have attacked me. Obviously it's feeding time.
@wordnerd I do what I can for you, dude.
@wordnerd Dude, I mentioned lovebugs in my latest post. WORDNERD TRIBUTE REFERENCE
@wordnerd My boys are still fighting though. That's why we call them Dirt Dogs.
@wordnerd ALCS, and it is FILLING ME WITH HATE. And it's only the 6th.
ALCS, Sox vs Tampa, and Tampa is FILLING ME WITH HATE.
@wordnerd Actually, damn Tampa Bay. Stupid Florida and their stupid teams.
@wordnerd Yeah, I am watching a train wreck as well.
@wordnerd Aren't they supposed to be impolite? I mean, what do I know, I'm watching baseball
@wordnerd That serial killer thing was awesome, BTW
@wordnerd Blame it on the idiots announcing this game. I hate them.
I miss Jerry Remy
Although, as I watch the game, I realize that I hate the announcers. They suck in a way that makes me wish that I could dummy slap them.
And thirdly, chicken and cheese flautas.
And also, my new mattress is made of heaven. That's right, HEAVEN.
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