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A vacation is 2 wks, then you go back 2 work even though you don't want 2, cause you're 2 broke not 2. http://seniorhwy.com/newsle...
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Have you heard about the new reducing drug? Its called "sufla-denial." http://seniorhwy.com/newsle...
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A fortune awaits whoever designs a ladys shoe that is large on the inside, but small on the outside. http://seniorhwy.com/newsle...
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We stay at home alot, in fact the last time we were out together was when the stove blew up! http://seniorhwy.com/newsle...
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Why is it that a church pew is harder after 30 minutes than a bleacher is after 2 hours? http://seniorhwy.com/newsle...
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Plaquie on dentist office: "Be true to your teeth or they'll be false to you". http://seniorhwy.com/newsle...
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Personalization Mall...tell them they're special! http://seniorhwy.com/pmall.htm
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Green Tomatoes: http://EzineArticles.com/?i...
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If everyone knew as much about other peoples business as they think, there would be so much genius afloat computers would become obsolete
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If you want to hide something so a small boy can't find it..put it under a bar of soap! http://quickpenmanship.com
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Horse Sense: Horses were afraid of automobiles long before human beings got that smart.http://www.seniorhwy.com
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Complex? Maybe perhaps what we need in this troubled time is "Calmplex"! http://www.seniorhwy.com
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Anyone who can swallow a pill at at drinking fountain deserves to get well! http://www.seniorhwy.com
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It does happen: there are some people who talk so fast they are forever saying something they hadn't thought of yet
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Period Furniture: The kind that comes to its end after 5 kids have used it for almost everything except what it was designed for.
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The Price of Free Medical Advice: http://EzineArticles.com/?i...
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The man with three sons of driving age and one automobile won't need the doctor to nag him about getting more exerrcise.
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A model husband and a wise man is one who never forgets his wife's birthday, but he can't remember how old she is.
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A smart man buying his wife a dress for any occasion will deliberately present her with one two sizes too small..
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Play for sweets - Get email contacts. (Just Opened)
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