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Remiel
I bet the hardest part of opening a new restaurant is deciding which menu item is famous.
about 19 hours ago from web
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EffingBoring
My decision to seek and attend the Catholic church with the best website was a little like looking for the puppy with the best GRE scores.
5:38 PM Nov 16th from web
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wryredhead
What do you mean, you didn't order your chicken medium rare? Fine. Make your own fucking chicken, then.
5:10 PM Nov 16th from web
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AmyJane
I'd like to think that we're not recluses, but the look of panic we all get in our eyes when the doorbell rings is a little disturbing.
3:42 PM Nov 16th from web
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Moltz
The only problem with listening to music while grocery shopping is involuntarily breaking out into The Sprinkler in the Ethnic Foods aisle.
2:18 PM Nov 16th from twitterrific
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nick
YES I AM AWARE OF STEPHEN HAWKING AND OTHER VERY VALUABLE QUADRIPLEGIC PEOPLE. SHUT UP AND LAUGH.
2:08 PM Nov 16th from web
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MikeTRose
7yo very reliably pours giant bowlful of milk w/ cereal, eats less than 1/2, leaves milk carton out. Mentally docking her prom dress budget.
1:56 PM Nov 16th from TinyTwitter
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FarkerPeaceboy
They say too many cooks can spoil the broth, but I still prefer multiple brothmakers working together in case one thinks about peeing in it.
3:30 AM Nov 16th from web
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hotdogsladies
Shakespeare enables comments:
1. Fake! Marloweshop
2. Methinks more like FART of Avon
3. First
4. Verily: Hamlet = GAY
5. Thanks for ye add!
9:20 AM Nov 15th from web
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AmyJane
John: "I think it is absolutely adorable when you're angry with someone who isn't me."
8:43 AM Nov 15th from web
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jdickerson
A child shouldn't have to call for his father multiple times. On the other hand its good training for a life dealing with customer service.
7:07 AM Nov 15th from txt
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AmyJane
When your kid is a tiny baby you can't fathom that one day you will have the thought, "God this kid is being such an asshole." But you will.
9:13 PM Nov 14th from web
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