Do you ever wish the day you were having could actually take on a physical form so you could kick it in the doodads? That would be fabulous.
about 16 hours ago from web
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I should go to bed. Early morning to Iowa City. Whoops. This beer just jumped into my hands and opened itself. Like I'm not gonna drink it.
9:32 PM Nov 14th from web
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Incidentally, it wasn't until we were stopping the Transformers movie that I realized I'm wearing my Optimus Prime shirt.
10:14 PM Nov 13th from web
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Watching the Transformers movie with my boys. Yes...I'm happy to not have to grow up. I should get out my Transformers toys!!
5:22 PM Nov 13th from web
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While I was in the other room, the 2-yr-old decided to use the potty. He neglected the toddler potty seat. He fell in the toilet. He's fine.
8:22 PM Nov 12th from web
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The 2-year-old just beat me at poker. I think that must have been beginner's luck.
3:00 PM Nov 9th from web
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I think it's cuz of my flag stunt that Iowa just knocked off the #3 team in the nation. {smile}
4:19 PM Nov 8th from txt
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YES!!! On the interstate, I got a guy with a Penn State window flag to roll down his window and lose the flag! Welcome to Hawkeye Land! :-D
10:34 AM Nov 8th from txt
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FWIW, those interested in Des Moines health clubs, avoid Aspen. They tried slimy sales tactics that I thwarted with my mad division skillz.
2:34 PM Nov 7th from web
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Sonuvabitch!! They just did a story on TV about Rick Rollin'. NOW guess what song's stuck in my head!
9:21 PM Nov 6th from txt
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How the hell does this always happen? This time, outta nowhere...Soul Asylum, Runaway Train playing in my head.
12:53 PM Nov 6th from web
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On no...they got "The Flash" doing sandwich toppings at Subway! I'll be here forever!!
11:18 AM Nov 6th from txt
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I asked the 2-year-old, "Drew, what's your name?" He pointed at his chest and said, "ME!!!"
5:46 PM Nov 4th from web
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I really don't appreciate my kids' elementary school handing out political propaganda. Regardless of the party.
5:05 PM Nov 4th from txt
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The 2-year-old's K's sound like T's. So, needless to say, I *thoroughly* enjoy how he says Kitty! :-D
8:44 AM Nov 2nd from web
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