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Do you ever wish the day you were having could actually take on a physical form so you could kick it in the doodads? That would be fabulous.
I should go to bed. Early morning to Iowa City. Whoops. This beer just jumped into my hands and opened itself. Like I'm not gonna drink it.
@ryantow I don't owe you a beer until I see you. I'm pretty sure those were the rules. :-) You'll get it!!
Incidentally, it wasn't until we were stopping the Transformers movie that I realized I'm wearing my Optimus Prime shirt.
Watching the Transformers movie with my boys. Yes...I'm happy to not have to grow up. I should get out my Transformers toys!!
While I was in the other room, the 2-yr-old decided to use the potty. He neglected the toddler potty seat. He fell in the toilet. He's fine.
The 2-year-old just beat me at poker. I think that must have been beginner's luck.
@iowaradioguy It was AWESOME!!! We've wanted to get somebody with that prank for years and today...it happened. Then...we WON!!!!
I think it's cuz of my flag stunt that Iowa just knocked off the #3 team in the nation. {smile}
YES!!! On the interstate, I got a guy with a Penn State window flag to roll down his window and lose the flag! Welcome to Hawkeye Land! :-D
FWIW, those interested in Des Moines health clubs, avoid Aspen. They tried slimy sales tactics that I thwarted with my mad division skillz.
Sonuvabitch!! They just did a story on TV about Rick Rollin'. NOW guess what song's stuck in my head!
@amywright Heh heh, yes!!! I was hoping I'd get somebody! :-D
How the hell does this always happen? This time, outta nowhere...Soul Asylum, Runaway Train playing in my head.
On no...they got "The Flash" doing sandwich toppings at Subway! I'll be here forever!!
I don't believe it. My wife has finally accepted Twitter! Everybody say hi to @jodyjfisher!
I asked the 2-year-old, "Drew, what's your name?" He pointed at his chest and said, "ME!!!"
I really don't appreciate my kids' elementary school handing out political propaganda. Regardless of the party.
The 2-year-old's K's sound like T's. So, needless to say, I *thoroughly* enjoy how he says Kitty! :-D
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