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Is amazed at home many of you (and those Tumblr weirdos) don't have jobs. How can you afford internets?
@gooneruk Oh yeah I'd forgotten that one.
Anyone got a spare Jaiku invite? Shh don't tell Twitter ;)
@gooneruk congratulations!
My desk in the new office is 33 steps from the coffee machine (slightly further away). Also I out my lunch in the freezer by mistake :(
I thought Twitter was an international site? Can we expect this banner to reappear for the UK election?
Off to the post office to dispatch ebay stuff. Always surprised that people buy clothes that even *I* reject.
@gooneruk I would carry on but pee in the urinal rather than the sink.
@noraleah I know someone who got a little frisky in the kitchen and ended up having to sit in a bath of iced water so it could be worse :)
@nostrich patent shoes ftw!
I'm going to cut my own hair tonight, I can't do a worse job than the hairdresser.
Regretting getting the bad hairdresser again.
To counteract my last two tweets here is a photo of a kitten http://tmblg.com/post/51318118
My walk to work is marred by what I assume to be Eau de rotting tramp corpse all down my street.
I love listening to Deftones even if if does make me feel miserable.
Pirate goody bag on my desk this morning, Arrr!
Looking at laptops to buy. My top price seems to be creeping up slowly.
My banana protector actually damages my bananas sometimes. What is more amazing is that this is not actually a euphemism.
Cookery tip of the day: chop lots of garlic on a wooden chopping board and forget to wash it. Now everything will taste of garlic!
Listening to The Asteroids Galaxy Tour. Scandinavians sure seem to love pop music.
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