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pomeranian99
rt @xenijardin Only on Twitter could @fidelcastro follow @osamabinladen, who in turn follows @DickCheney, @JiangZeMin, and @LindsayLohan.
about 9 hours ago
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pomeranian99
Great. Now my wife is *critiquing* my tweets.
08:25 AM September 06, 2008
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Mobasoft
Last night it occurred to me that my goal in life is simply "To be part of something big".
04:27 AM August 01, 2008
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mojosd
Overhear: I stepped on your shadow! Ha, ha! - remember playing w/shadows?
09:04 AM July 28, 2008
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jhopkins_uoc
Do you understand?
02:48 AM July 08, 2008
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Joi
Patrick Vien, Chairman & CEO, Warner Music International: Without copyright Beethoven wouldn't exist. ORLY?!?
08:38 AM May 19, 2008
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thewavingcat
It's fun to twitter panelists. Sometimes you can see their phones vibrate.
07:38 AM May 15, 2008
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thornet
wasabi peas are like love. no matter how badly you get burned, you always come back for more.
04:21 AM May 09, 2008
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Joi
@stoweboyd did you know that that's where he word "decimate" comes from... to kill 1/10 as punishment
04:00 AM May 09, 2008
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dweinberger
Don't rumfrickel me, @sixtus! I'll rumfrickel you so hard, your children will be rumfrickelte! (use it three times and it's yours :)
03:17 PM March 20, 2008
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PickiHH
Good Morning Tweethearts, you Princes of Twitter, you Kings of the Web!!!
12:25 AM February 19, 2008
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stylewalker
"Ich mach ja jetzt gar nicht mehr so Web. Ich mach ja jetzt mehr Strategie. Und du?" "Ich? Ich mach geilen Scheiß."
04:36 AM December 05, 2007
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dweinberger
Dreamed performing dolphins discovered money & sued us for paying them in fish.
04:03 AM December 03, 2007
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factoryjoe
I am brick layer of the future.
09:41 AM December 01, 2007
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kosmar
Ich werde nach und nach alle primzahlen auf der speisekarte probieren.
07:02 AM November 29, 2007
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kosmar
Die bäckereien in den arcaden könnten mal olfaktorische fachberatung gebrauchen.
07:53 AM November 28, 2007
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hackr
vodka zum tunken wäre nicht schlecht
08:34 AM November 26, 2007
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shelisrael
Talks of Egyptian activist whose friends know that when he stops tweeting it means he was thrown in jail. Tweets friends to prevent arrest.
05:02 AM November 24, 2007
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