theUnicorn
Happy birthday @organ_printer and get well soon. Day must suck for you bro.
| theUnicorn I am thinking of coming to the opening of Caroline Collective tonight just to see if I can upstage yet another serious event. |
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| theUnicorn @BillRinehart srsly, you still mad about me stealing your launch thunder at SXSW? |
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| theUnicorn @agfhome no my friend, that was my highlight |
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| theUnicorn To all my followers: Share with me your favorite stories about: me. |
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| theUnicorn Peep Bob (another unicorn) getting his ass kicked: http://tinyurl.com/5nnqoj towards end of reel.. |
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| theUnicorn @brokenbeat WTF? I come see you guys and then you kick Bob's ass on video..... Well actually, Bob the unicorn had it coming.. douche. |
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| theUnicorn Been hanging out in Napa Valley... Wine is good. |
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| theUnicorn OH: "When Obama wins, unicorns will crap ice cream and pastries." http://kottke.org/when-obam... I have already shat myself a nilla |
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| theUnicorn BIG props to @organ_printer for getting eduumakatd |
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| theUnicorn Ahh.. It was one of @techcrunch ;s "people"; not him. My bad, Lets hug it out Arrington. |
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| theUnicorn BREAKING: @techcrunch is a chicken sh*t. Srsly who comes over to my house, acts like that, and doesn't expect to get h0rn'd? |
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| theUnicorn If I just followed you, give your crew a shout for me. |
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| theUnicorn I dont know this guy @unicornrockstar but clearly he is living a fantasy. |
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| theUnicorn Happy Birthday to me peeps @scrollinondubs and @iamruinous. Get horny! |
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| theUnicorn Getting my horn polished and dipped in gold today. It is for a shoot for Jay-Z's new baller video: "Big Hor'n" |
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| theUnicorn @microcinema Movie Idea: I play an international spy infiltrating the crime ridden Narnia underground, in the end I wax the Minotaur |
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| theUnicorn @micah They only cry when I talk about "Uncle Micah" |
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| theUnicorn @sarahcuda Sarah... baby, Where you been? |
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| theUnicorn Not that a mythical beast like myself cares about this sort of thing, but could all my followers ask their followers to follow @theUnicorn |
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