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sedgewick
As a neil diamond impersonator- I am embarassed by this moment
09:57 PM July 26, 2008
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majorlabelsuit
What a ridiculously busy week. Topspin this, Topspin that. Come on people, their biggest act is the Dandy Warhols. Who cares?!
11:40 AM July 22, 2008
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whitneymcn
Symbiosis: friends w/o children find 3yo's games "refreshing." Wife & I find uninterrupted meal, drinks, and conversation "refreshing."
05:24 PM July 05, 2008
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lotd
Via @kodachrome22 "Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair of very fancy pants that Mr Fancypants will wear" Mr Fancy Pants ...
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09:01 AM June 26, 2008
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whitneymcn
Regarding the AP's "fair use" licensing scheme: does "dumbass motherfuckers" count as two words or four? http://is.gd/zxt
11:16 AM June 17, 2008
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whitneymcn
I always forget that when I grow a beard I get beard dandruff. "Beardruff?" And I'm wearing a black tshirt today. Just so you all know.
07:30 AM June 13, 2008
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whitneymcn
I am informed that humming "The Girl from Ipanema" for "twenty fucking minutes straight" is "grounds for divorce in some states."
05:46 PM June 11, 2008
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whitneymcn
Just told 5 month old that any day that you don't have to wear pants is a good day. That pretty much exhausts my store of paternal wisdom.
05:54 PM June 04, 2008
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scottsimpson
@hotdogsladies I often find my Strunk & White at the foot of the driveway, hailing passing cars, suitcase and "To: Vegas" sign in tow.
11:06 AM May 28, 2008
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