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Computer keyboarding has to be the least rewarding subject to teach.
My uncle who stole tens of thousands of dollars from my family was the first person to call me to say happy birthday.
Paying 1.71 for gas in Indy. It hasn't been 1.71 since before I even moved to Indy. This is so awesome.
Mmm... Ghetto trail mix. A handful of pretzels and a handful of raisins.
My bad. I found the class lists. From 2006.
Thank you, elementary gym teacher for leaving me with nothing. Not even a list of names.
That room was just FILLED with stank old man coffee breath.
Lesson learned from today's sub meeting: I cannot draw owls.
Hormones are a-racin'.
I slept through 4 calls for sub assignments today. Oops!
I watched the whole acceptance speech without crying!
Oh my lord! They started playing it again when the cd was over! No more!
I don't understand people who feel the need to suck up at sub orientations. You don't even interview. Are you that desperate for approval?
Ohh, it is going to be a long day! But at least I get to help vote Barack Obama into office!
@sendmorecops :)!!!! I had a funny dream about you last night.
Getting ready for work two hours early because I have to take a cab. Boo.
@sendmorecops There is absolutely nothing I can think to say to that. What a horrible, odd feeling that put in my stomach...
I was ditched. And the sheriff is in Indianapolis with the car and our friends. Happy Halloween, folks.
It's illegal to ask a girl to marry you, have sex with her, then back out. I win!! I've got him trapped!
Got the inside scoop on a full-time position. Wish me luck, people!
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