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Talked the Mrs. into letting Junior stay home from church with heathen dad. Phase One complete.
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@sgazzetti Not to worry. Bulgaria is known throughout the world for stringent and exacting building standards. On second thought...
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if flying with your teenager to nebraska in order to ditch him legally sounds like a good idea, then you, not the kid are the problem.
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@jimreams i know who you mean.
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where psychothai?
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metro's finest is stopping traffic to give tix for no seatbelts. conduct yourselves accordingly.
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something about the headline 'klan initiation gone wrong' strikes me as inappropriately hilarious.
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Can't breathe, can't swallow, can't sleep. Going to work.
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sitting in sevier park eating lunch with weirdo coworker.
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3 out of 4 people above the age of ten in my house are coming down with this sore throat/sick bullshit. This week is going to suck.
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@stephaniediva I have never wanted to be you until now.
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I like to unwind after a long day with a sick toddler by writing an 8th grade term paper on Japanese Internment during WWII. Kill me now.
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@jimreams how was the thai place?
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Latest zombie killin' time suck http://tinyurl.com/5n75sc
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Just changed a diaper that contained what can only be described as the subject of whatever Stephen King is writing next.
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I may punch Dan Dierdorf in the larynx before this game is over.
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Sick Toddler Stays Home From Church With Godless Heathen Father. News Channel 5 Exclusive!
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need international house. stat.
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@r we're heading over to Mayella Ewell's house. To says she's a 'party girl'. not sure what that means exactly.
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headin' to Tom Robinson's. he needs help bustin' up a chiffarobe.
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