theambershow
iphone: in my shoe. of all places. off to see @cyberpr.
| iphone: vanished. apartment currently being torn apart. |
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| fabulous, inspiring event at @cyberpr 's manhattan office tonight |
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| how Palin stretched the truth last night, from the AP (not a left-wing propaganda source), via dooce.com: http://tinyurl.com/5boyyk |
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| @waltribeiro i disagree with my husband! the black macbook says "i just paid $200 for absolutely nothing!" |
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| @chefmark oh yes, she did squeak singing the star spangled banner! |
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| My Matty's homemade all-natural ear infection treatment seems to be working. I am unbelievably proud. |
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| a mom who shares all of my hippie childrearing beliefs came to over for freecycle stuff. it was nice to meet her happy, HEALTHY 3 year old. |
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| @misssomething you can pretend to be me if you want to, but no kissing the hairy Jewish guy. |
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| ok, seriously. what am i supposed to do with my bridal veil? |
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| @chadster as soon as i have a real, settled kitchen, i'm making pretzels. |
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| "I'm a fuckin' redneck...I like to...shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess." Dude. Awesome. Keep breeding. |
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| @robblatt ask the president of elsewares.com them if there are plans for a brick and mortar store. tell them your wife says, "Please!!!" |
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| two questions I'd love the answers to: "Yes we can... do what?" and "Country first... before what?" Obama and McCain, care to answer? |
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| yipes! one thing the democrats and republicans agree on: botox. hey, hillary! hey barbara! step one: admit you have a problem. |
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| @chefmark what about her daughter? |
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| 1st person in line after free breakfast ends. was having dumb argument with rob. lessons from ikea. |
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| @chadnorthrup no not today, but I'm thinking about lunch for tomorrow |
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| Every time I send my husband off to work with a brown bag lunch and then start washing the dishes, a feminist dies. |
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| Remember the jerk from Focus on the Family praying for rain on the DNC? I bet he feels like an even bigger ass now. |
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