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I'm not going to be Wonder Woman, but, dang, my abs look good, right? http://www.wonder-who.com/p...
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@glenmcfarlane I can hardly move my legs, but it was worth it; I love me some Jenna.
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Just got the collected works of Jenna Jameson on Blu-Ray. Once I pick up some KY and a pack of batteries, I'll be ready for my Sunday night.
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@po8crg Who says that? I'll fuck their brains out.
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My perfect breasts are simply a cover for the lonely heart that lays beneath them.
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It's true; despite my staggering good looks and weirdly outgoing personality, I'm totally lacking in self-confidence.
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What do I have to do to get more followers? Blow a clown in public? That number should be going up, not staying put!
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Looking at those pictures of myself nearly naked is getting me hot. I must go fondle my non-pastie-covered breasts for a while.
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Have you seen my breasts? There're pasties covering my nipples, but good lord. http://tinyurl.com/5rk9t3 I should be in the Smithsonian.
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Oh, god, Aguilera's new video just made me asexual: http://tinyurl.com/6fwgk4
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Traci Bingham loves democracy? Maybe, but I'd say she really loves floating without needing to paddle: http://tinyurl.com/6n24us
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For those of wanting to see my nipples, you're welcome: http://tinyurl.com/6ejx6w
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@Mr_Carl_Lee Natalie, in a heartbeat. She's educated. She *knows* things, if you catch what I mean.
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@firstshowing I'd love to make it happen several times.
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Oh, man, I would LOVE to do Natalie Portman: http://apina.nwpshost.com/1...
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This would have been WAY sexier if her underwear had been, you know, good: http://tinyurl.com/595vp2
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I will admit that this photo is making me fantasize about myself: http://tinyurl.com/5seznl
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Hey Tila Tequila, you know what makes you bi-sexual? You fuck men AND women. Pretending doesn't count.
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For Halloween this year I think I'm going to go as naked Megan Fox.
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But enough with the political talk: who's everybody fucking today? I get to fuck ME, so I win. Sex with Megan Fox FTW!
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