theUnicorn
I cannot confirm or deny at this time the allegation that VP nom Palin is prego with our love child.
| I was born at SXSW 08. Will I be able to make a comeback in 09? |
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| I dont fart glitter. WTF? http://tenreasonsitwouldrul... |
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| Debating whether to fly to Monaco on my own jet, or tag along with Trump. |
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| OH: Black Mormons are like Unicorns. |
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| @andrewhyde and @scrollinondubs (two people that really kick ass) will be at OSCON this week. Say Hi and be sure to catch Hydes uni-panel. |
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| Happy birthday @organ_printer and get well soon. Day must suck for you bro. |
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| I am thinking of coming to the opening of Caroline Collective tonight just to see if I can upstage yet another serious event. |
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| @BillRinehart srsly, you still mad about me stealing your launch thunder at SXSW? |
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| @agfhome no my friend, that was my highlight |
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| To all my followers: Share with me your favorite stories about: me. |
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| Peep Bob (another unicorn) getting his ass kicked: http://tinyurl.com/5nnqoj towards end of reel.. |
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| @brokenbeat WTF? I come see you guys and then you kick Bob's ass on video..... Well actually, Bob the unicorn had it coming.. douche. |
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| Been hanging out in Napa Valley... Wine is good. |
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| OH: "When Obama wins, unicorns will crap ice cream and pastries." http://kottke.org/when-obam... I have already shat myself a nilla |
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| BIG props to @organ_printer for getting eduumakatd |
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| Ahh.. It was one of @techcrunch ;s "people"; not him. My bad, Lets hug it out Arrington. |
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| BREAKING: @techcrunch is a chicken sh*t. Srsly who comes over to my house, acts like that, and doesn't expect to get h0rn'd? |
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| If I just followed you, give your crew a shout for me. |
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| I dont know this guy @unicornrockstar but clearly he is living a fantasy. |
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