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jdickerson
Praise Palin: sexist. Rip Palin: sexist. Nap: sexist.
12:12 PM September 05, 2008
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pagecrusher
Is your mouth writing checks that your ass can't cash? If so, which speech-to-text software are you using?
10:44 AM September 04, 2008
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rafitorres
People, we really should boycott those ABBA and Beatles movie musicals, before we get stuff like "How You Remind Me: A Nickelback Joint".
07:10 AM August 28, 2008
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meowrey
Okay, either the upstairs neighbors are having violent, passionate sex, or they're beating Luka again.
10:17 PM August 27, 2008
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adactio
Rejecting the terms "users" and "people". Settling on "bags of mostly water" instead.
07:11 AM August 26, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"Tell us what YOU think!" = Web 2.0 for "3 easy page views and a free pancake breakfast with /dev/null/".
07:30 AM August 23, 2008
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nevenmrgan
Simple rule: when your pizza order hits topping #5, just go ahead and order a stew and some soggy bread.
08:13 PM August 22, 2008
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fedge
"Mrs Draper, I'd like you to meet Miss Holloway. Then I'd like you two to...do things."
05:43 AM August 22, 2008
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youngamerican
I'm sorry necktie and shorts, but you are fucking bullshit, and no amount of no-socks dress shoes will change that
03:21 PM August 21, 2008
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marissaneave
I know that "proprioception" is a word, but is it necessary to use it, you pompous asshole?
10:50 AM August 21, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Die. Die. (Pick one.)
05:37 AM August 20, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Nice to see PR folks pausing to reflect on their role and reputation. Kinda like watching a fat guy apologize to his pork chops.
05:57 PM August 14, 2008
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gknauss
User agents for EOD: 7% Firefox, 3% IE, 23% angry shouts, 45% hails of sticks and rocks, 13% unchecked math, 5% jokes dried up in 140 chars.
07:27 PM August 12, 2008
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gknauss
@hotdogsladies -- I remember when "personal branding" was something you did with a bent hanger and a lighter. But I've said too much.
12:11 PM August 09, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Looking for the real "Ultimate Writing Productivity Resource?" Here you go: "Go write. Now. Then do it again tomorrow." There's your "hack."
10:29 AM August 09, 2008
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fireland
Just having a good cry with the guy who freezes my warts.
01:31 PM August 07, 2008
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SeoulBrother
Give already overworked, underpaid people more things to do and call the resulting product innovation. Put another way; Newspaper strategy
07:26 AM August 07, 2008
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fireland
I haven't mowed the lawn in so long it's giving the mailman Nam flashbacks. He's out there now doing karate moves in the nude LOL.
11:01 AM August 04, 2008
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jdickerson
Left wing hatemail wags the finger. Right wing hatemail tells you where to put the finger and adds animals and power tools.Trucks sometimes
08:27 AM July 31, 2008
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larrykcolumn
...It's summer, gang! Time to put in my corn-eating teeth...
11:00 AM July 30, 2008
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