textism
@drawingbusiness FWIW I usually wake up and go, ‘Shit, not _another_ beautiful day’
| textism You dolts can dwell on ‘Coax Me’ but ‘The Good in Everyone’ is 2:10 of pure pop perfection. Prove me wrong. |
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| textism England once had an empire on which the sun never set. Now it’s competitive cooking shows and overcompensatingly ungay lad mags. |
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| textism @gknauss This’ll get rid of it. It’s like radiation bombardment for song-stuck-in-head. http://tinyurl.com/5gx7th |
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| textism Dogthink: during dinner preparation, drool until the floor gets so slippery that dinner eventually goes flying through the air. |
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| textism Girls, remember that time you let him a) do that and b) take a photo because it was so awesome? Yeah, that’s up on Photobucket now. |
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| textism @zeldman And David Bowie sang backup vocals for Scarlett Johansson. |
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| textism Say ‘really just religious’ ten times fast. |
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| textism @drawingbusiness We run on duct tape and baling wire here. |
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| textism Killer vertical: vodka in bottles with nipples. |
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| textism Just as Herself was translating a ‘web 2.0’ whitepaper that mentioned Twitter, the power went out. That whale’s reach is boundless. |
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| textism @thibaut_sailly Non, mais apropos de l'écriture typographique : http://flickr.com/photos/de... |
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| textism Observed in passing, no human has ever gotten laid via the word ‘actually’ |
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| textism Except ka-ching sounds like ‘Do you know anyone with an apartment in SF?’ rather than an actually ka-ching |
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| textism @hotdogsladies Actually Burning Man is where that lonely freak schtick you’ve been working since you were 20 actually goes ka-ching. |
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| textism Rosé wine was invented so that on hot afternoons difficult, abusively opinionated men would turn into Quentin Crisp on zoloft. |
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| textism Finally nailed my thesis topic. ‘The Sinuous Character Arc: Meatballs to Caddyshack to Ghost Busters (A Lacanian Reinterpretation)’. |
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| textism Twitter is doing a constant stream of 502s and Amazon can’t serve a fucking 4k avatar. I propose we all go read Zola novels. |
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| textism Just listened to ‘Cut Your Hair’ fifteen times in a row. Yeah but no but yeah but no YOU’RE a nostalgic hippie. |
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| textism Having scanned the post headlines on BlogHer.com, I think that’s all I need to say. |
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