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eliopoulos @templesmith Probably shook the gerbil free. 9:52 AM Nov 14th from twitterrific in reply to templesmith

templesmith Jesse Jackson is crying. 8:17 PM Nov 4th from web

workingclassdog @templesmith you just had the best twitter of the night, sir. 8:08 PM Nov 4th from web in reply to templesmith

GregHyatt @templesmith Thank you, sir. I'm quite proud. 8:08 PM Nov 4th from txt in reply to templesmith

templesmith it's going to be nice living in a country that embraces it's noblest ideals again. 8:06 PM Nov 4th from web

bclaymoore I really never thought I'd live to see the day. I'm sort of stunned. Moved. 8:04 PM Nov 4th from web

10zlaine @templesmith you're replacing Tennant, aren't you... 9:18 AM Oct 30th from twhirl in reply to templesmith

breagrant @templesmith hope to meet you today. i'm at the expo too! 1:40 AM Oct 25th from web in reply to templesmith

dcurtisj @templesmith cannibalism is not a civil rights issue. it's a logistics problem. 2:49 PM Oct 17th from twhirl in reply to templesmith

seangrimm @templesmith Gotcha. Also, thanks for showing me what a dead werewolf getting bummed looks like. Always wanted to know. 1:04 PM Oct 16th from twhirl in reply to templesmith

Q_dog @templesmith but then we'll have a mirror shortage a they all put their money in front of mirrors to double it. and envision the crisis gone 5:47 PM Oct 9th from web in reply to templesmith

TroyStith @templesmith the lips came from Canada, the genitals came from the US, and the hooves came from Mexico. 1:07 PM Oct 7th from web in reply to templesmith

freakyfudge @templesmith LeBoeuf's secret to success involves mouse ears, knee pads, and large quantities of vaseline. 1:11 AM Sep 23rd from txt in reply to templesmith

GregCarter @templesmith The mysteries of the arse are myriad and will never be completely solved. So you've got that going for you. Which is nice. 3:18 PM Sep 18th from BeTwittered in reply to templesmith

kmellon @templesmith touche, sir. tou-fuckin'-che. 2:05 PM Sep 18th from web in reply to templesmith

midusunknown @templesmith I don't think you really eat someones hand, you just suck the flavour off their bones. 4:28 PM Sep 5th from web in reply to templesmith

abu718 @templesmith McCain doesn't 'nap' so much as extend his Viet Nam flashbacks into a scary prison narrative that he overlays on real life. 11:07 AM Aug 15th from web in reply to templesmith

midusunknown @templesmith are you trying to tell me you're actually not the type of guy who enjoys rubbing scrotal cream onto a dog's testicals?!? 12:17 AM Aug 14th from web in reply to templesmith

oldhat @templesmith the groper is a sex offender forced to do community service so he became a superhero. His power is groping his enemies.awkward. 3:45 PM Jul 29th from twhirl in reply to templesmith

munter @templesmith can his super powers be defeated via the use of a truss ? 3:41 PM Jul 29th from web in reply to templesmith

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