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superfantastic
This is embarrassing. All day I've been wearing my trench coat and repeatedly checking my pockets in observation of Columbo Day.
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abigvictory
my favrd tweets never go past 19. i need more followers. tits tits tits vagina tits sex bisexual sex tits.
04:15 PM October 08, 2008
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chartier
If Equifax, et al, long ago created TV commercials with a Playboy bunny saying "good credit turns me on," none of this would've happened.
05:05 PM October 06, 2008
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tj
Me: "We should just move to some sm. town, take it over & establish our own church."
Her: "Um…Like a cult?"
Me: "Sure, if you do it *WRONG*"
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01:52 PM October 03, 2008
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pjdoland
I accidentally bought vegan shoes today. Now I'm tempted to strap pork chops to them on general principle.
08:00 PM October 02, 2008
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jefferyharrell
I'm totally undecided in this election. I don't know if I'm gonna celebrate Obama's victory by drinking bourbon or gin.
07:53 PM October 02, 2008
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GoddessSabre
Our tolerance and women's rights? The fuck is that whack bitch talking about?!
06:49 PM October 02, 2008
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luomat
Mile 587: Iowa!
Sign: welcome to Iowa : fields of opportunity
Yeah, I bet "opportunity" looks a lot like more fucking corn.
01:39 PM October 02, 2008
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Derrick_Story
Details, details, details: the paycheck is in the details.
07:42 AM September 29, 2008
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gruber
Even amidst this political rancor, we can all agree w/ this: "Before someone amputates your penis, you want to be real sure it's necessary"
12:54 PM September 26, 2008
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Remiel
When I was a child, an overly long and pedantic email signature beat my family to death while I was forced to watch.
03:17 PM August 20, 2008
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bynkii
http://www.sysadminday.com/ ...Because we really don't have a lot of humanity left, and we control the computers that control your life
06:29 AM July 24, 2008
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fraserspeirs
The Tall Ships race is coming to Greenock next year. EPIC SAIL.
07:21 AM July 23, 2008
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fraserspeirs
Every time I leave the house to fix a computer, I want to yell "We got one!", hit a big red button then slide down a fire pole.
10:49 AM July 22, 2008
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AmyJane
@nevenmrgan Screw you, Neven. I clicked on that and getting redirected to DF is just like getting Rickrolled.
06:13 PM July 18, 2008
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tj
I don't want to tell you her name, so I'll just call her "Pandora" because I strongly suspect all the evil in the world came out of her box.
07:50 AM July 18, 2008
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