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metr0
Your daughter gets her nipples from your wife.
10:44 PM October 03, 2008
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sroberts
According to Jeff Ward I am pro scotch. I'm taking that as a compliment.
07:40 PM September 12, 2008
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al3x
I refuse to name a variable "acc" or "accum". From now on, all my accumulators will be named "katamari".
11:35 AM July 28, 2008
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al3x
Rights limited by Patriot Act. EPIC CURTAIL.
10:27 AM July 23, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Silky basketball shorts, A&F shirt, fauxhawk, earbuds in both ears, yelling at the coffee lady. Repent! Your Douchetard Messiah is risen!
02:40 PM July 20, 2008
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s7ephen
Dept. of Homeland Second vs. Hans Solo. Charges include: aiding and abetting insurgencies, arms smuggling, kidnapping among others.
08:31 PM July 07, 2008
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daveaitel
Sometimes the magic is in just knowing it can be done
04:27 PM June 24, 2008
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ev3
My first batch of citrus marinade caused havoc in the kitchen. Second batch, though, could totally be a fat kid's pickup line. :)
07:09 AM May 14, 2008
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ev3
You know, sometimes I feel like using man pages is like referring to an Intro to Physics book while building a spaceship.
02:26 PM May 07, 2008
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twitter_status
We lost a database server, which is causing lots of errors. Reloading the page may work. It's in the process of recovery.
07:38 PM May 01, 2008
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cmlh
@sroberts - I did (no offense taken) via the subversive "hint" to click the star icon on LinkedIn :) "Click it Scott - it wants u 2" :)
04:04 PM March 12, 2008
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mubix
Do's and Don'ts for your next hacker conference: http://tinyurl.com/2apdwk
07:21 AM August 02, 2007
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sroberts
Goodnight moon. Good night starts. Good night exploit coders who are sitting on their asses not coming up with anything interesting.
08:28 PM May 15, 2007
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sroberts
Another day, another dream that a polymorphic worm will threaten the Internet like a James Bond villain so that only I can save it.
06:45 AM April 25, 2007
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sroberts
2 people taking orders faster than 1 barista can make the drinks: a Starbucks buffer overflow. But how to get EIP?
06:16 AM April 19, 2007
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