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Oh and @motionblur, don't even bother trying to convince @dwax about our victory in 1812, he's very stubborn on that point ;)
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@dwax Thanks for sticking up for us Canucks. Although our skin is naturally as tough as bacon. (Of the Canadian variety, of course.)
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@Sian_Jones Lol I wasn't sure if it was that or the comedy clips I posted after sorry :P I was on vacation in New Brunswick
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@dpenna Well the cats would only make that mistake once... FWIW I hear plastic plants thrive in arid regions.
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@dwax So what you're saying is that flattery will get me nowhere? How typical. And maybe a tad bit ironic.
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@dpenna Best of luck to you, tending to cactii is prickly business. Sorry for the...uh.. dry humour. I'm sure I'll get my just deserts.
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@dwax Dustin, how's my favourite cynic? :P
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@Sian_Jones Whatchu laughin about Willis?
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Oh my God, Twitter implemented Replies from Twitter profiles with the new design. Finally!!! So...now for the other 9? (http://is.gd/13sn)
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What does everyone make of Blogger's new "Followers" feature added in my absence? (Also, welcome to my new Blogger followers!)
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@dpenna It's not dead, but my cactus is. Apparently I am less nurturing than a desert. (/shameless Demtri Martin ripoff http://is.gd/2QJY)
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@Fizzlestick I've been incommunicado indeed, but I did send an ESP transmission your way before the Tweet, so that explains the intuition
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@orangejack We can only hope it's bacon flavoured hot pockets, wrapped in bacon. **heart attack poooooooocketss** ( http://is.gd/2QHQ)
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Oh my gosh. I completely forgot to ask someone to water my Twitterplants while I was gone... who broke in and did it anyway??
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If someone has a heart attack and croaks, have they succumbed to a coronary euphemism?
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Community college recruiting poster: "Learn the art of Improv acting!" ... Really?
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I should think that "humane" glue mousetraps would become inhumane over time if not checked frequently.
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Related thought: candied tomatoes would be hilarious.
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The concept of candied apples is so absurd. It's all good until you get to the soggy apple. So why not just do candied... candy?
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Drummers on acoustic sets always look so awkward/unimpressed. They're like "Seriously... the shakers? You do know I play the DRUMS right?"
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