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| smallplaces New Article on Hollyweird. Hilarious video: http://www.bakotopia.com/ho... |
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| smallplaces Break continues... don't forget to add author/journalist/weirdo @nlbelardes who just read at the Hollywood RockNRead... |
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| smallplaces Break continued...will be reading essay at Virgin Megastore in Hollywood July 13 at the "Rock N Read" http://www.rocknread.net |
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| smallplaces Break...BZZZT..crackle...POP!...After the holidays, post writing screenplay, "Small Places" will resume...BZZT...POP! |
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| smallplaces Once upon a time there was "Small Places." It had a break in transmission... and has been idle since due to a chest cold and movie script... |
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| smallplaces Break In Transmission... alert... "Small Places" to resume shortly... please take a moment to step on a cockroach. |
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| smallplaces Joan says the story isn't proven. But one can tell there's something in her blood that runs wild like her father up that bullet-ridden hill. |
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| smallplaces As the story goes, her father killed off his own captain for sending his platoon on a dead-end run up a Chinese-infested hamburger hill. |
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| smallplaces Joan is sort of like a manager. She's also a trade industry writer, idea woman, trade show aficionado and daughter of a Korean War veteran. |
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| smallplaces Get ad copy right, or Joan says it won't mean shit from shinola. Joan: "You will piss off the entire sales force." Like I'm scared of them. |
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| smallplaces Transmission break... "Small Places" is written by @nlbelardes who currently has a case of the sniffles... the story will return shortly. |
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| smallplaces When I'm at home and the lights are out I stare up at the ceiling imagining pinpricks of light, the small places that represent infinity. |
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| smallplaces You can see that if we miss a deadline it's bad even if it is Milt's fault. I call it displaced blame. Others simply call it "Milt sucks." |
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| smallplaces Milt changes all the copy. It goes full circle with graphics too. He's ignorant that Buildicon ads cost $8,000 to $10,000 each. |
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| smallplaces A micro-manager like Milt has to see every ad before any can leave the office. Otherwise that's trouble: my natural state of existence. |
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| smallplaces Apparently, Milt yelled at Joan for missing an ad deadline. Everyone in marketing knows it was MIlt's fault. Well, except for him... |
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| smallplaces Joan is from a working class cowpoke town. She's the kind of person you just leave alone. That's what you do with all cowboys actually. |
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| smallplaces How to treat Joan the bulldog: do what she says, pat her and scratch her fur every chance you get. Stay away from her pissing tree. |
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| smallplaces If there's one thing I learned how about to approach people from my previous jobs: never cross a bulldog. Joan, my friends, is a bulldog. |
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