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bronwynjones
laughing. OH: "It didn't just go on the backburner, it fell off the stove."
01:14 PM June 27, 2008
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akrito
If you're trying to beat the world record for downloads in a day, tell your sysadmin first.
11:37 AM June 17, 2008
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wilsonminer
@rands Design is also knowing when to pretend others know less in order to justify ignoring them.
09:31 AM June 13, 2008
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rands
Design is knowing when to ignore others know less
08:47 AM June 13, 2008
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gruber
Loopt is a location-based social network for douchebags who wear two ill-fitting polo shirts at the same time.
01:40 PM June 09, 2008
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wilsonminer
Guessing Obama decided "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" wouldn't go over as well today as "brush your shoulders off" did earlier.
02:52 PM June 07, 2008
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wilsonminer
@beep Semantic markup is like sex. Everybody claims to have the same goal, but everybody has their own tricks and results vary widely.
09:15 AM May 16, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"LIVE DEVELOPING STORY: CNN responds to fake-panic fatigue with BIGGER yellow and red boxes. Watch Now Live or DIE With Your Kids! »"
09:49 AM April 10, 2008
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hotdogsladies
"Every time you treat Twitter like a personal 'Ping-O-Matic' for your blog, I make your aunt slow-dance with Nixon." ~ God, 2008
07:20 AM March 17, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Love when photographers plaster their name & © all over an image. It's like a chef peeing his initials onto your mashed potatoes. Voilà!
08:09 PM February 19, 2008
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hotdogsladies
The NPR Effect - n. - A few people in fleece vests drop by your site -- see nothing about oboes or Malcolm Gladwell -- then leave politely.
02:46 PM February 19, 2008
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rands
Just played with site navigation for five minutes: http://tinyurl.com/3b4vbf
10:51 AM February 01, 2008
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hotdogsladies
In purgatory, I'll be issued an unsteady lawn chair and directed to sit near a tinny boombox that plays the "Car Talk" theme on repeat.
10:06 AM December 30, 2007
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dunstan
I did that man thing of taking something apart and then having it not work when I put it back together again. It must be defective.
11:24 PM December 22, 2007
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hotdogsladies
Thank god, the new Yellow Pages are here. Once I get my 8-Track head cleaner and macramé books, I'll be sure to send a Telex to Al Stewart.
12:58 PM December 06, 2007
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hotdogsladies
If you see an incompetent delivery guy from South City gnawing on my left nut, let me know; I'm really hoping he's accepted my latest offer.
02:27 PM December 03, 2007
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rands
When nerds say "cool" it means "zero tasks added"
10:16 AM December 03, 2007
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hotdogsladies
Purgatory's architects could pick up a lot from visiting the dining room of an Arby's around 1:20 on a Wednesday afternoon.
01:36 PM November 28, 2007
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