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Booda
When approaching orgasm, do not gaze into your partner's eyes and say "Stand by for transmission" in a robot voice. It kills the mood.
05:54 PM June 22, 2008
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sfslim
By the way, if you use twitter's favorite feature (the little gold star you use to report wiseasses) be sure to register at www.favrd.com
10:42 PM June 10, 2008
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jonesabi
Just caught myself singing along to 'I will always love you' Yes, in the grocer's. Yes, OUT LOUD. Yes, Whitney Houston version.
01:40 AM June 11, 2008
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QueenofSpain
My 3yr old just came upstairs to tell me the babysitter tried to steal her nose. And she did NOT want her nose to be stolen.
03:03 PM June 10, 2008
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sarahdopp
Al Franken's being nominated for U.S. Senate? Yeah, right. And I live in a kingdom governed by a cyborg assassin from the future. Oh wait.
08:59 PM June 09, 2008
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MarcieVargas
I made favrd! Ok, not really, but I like to feel popular and witty in my own mind
07:31 PM June 05, 2008
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lizhenry
haaalp, seth is sharing his python with me again
05:22 PM April 11, 2008
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