RyanMF
Ask not what your country can boop boop boop be-doop be-doop boop for u, but what u can boop boop boop be-doop be-doop boop for your country
| RyanMF Why didn't you pirates tell me about nodata? While I'm on the topic, what.cd/waffles.fm invites will get your dumbest joke favorited. Srsly. |
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| RyanMF No way to say this without being insensitive, so I'll just say it: That woman was far too obese to sell weight-loss pills at a mall kiosk. |
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| RyanMF @guykawasaki Yeah, that frame on a hummer is def worse. I saw it in Los Gatos, so we can assume that both drivers are equally self-absorbed. |
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| RyanMF License Plate Holder Ethics: "My other car is a Prius." YEAH, BUT YOU'RE DRIVING THE BMW, YOU SELF-ABSORBED FUCK. |
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| RyanMF @PlasticBagUK My birthday ended two hours ago (Pacific time), although I'm 14 years your junior. Either way, congrats. Enjoy your day. |
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| RyanMF If you see me in Palo Alto tonight wearing an og ESPN red satin jacket that's older than I am, buy me a drink. It's my 22nd birthday. Hooray |
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| RyanMF @YianniG Happy Birthday. In the American spirit of neverending competition, I bet *MY* mom sent me a funnier ecard than yours did! So there. |
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| RyanMF http://twitpic.com/4jje - Hooray birthday! |
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| RyanMF just loved FourPlay - Reptilia http://hypem.com/track/593021 |
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| RyanMF Got a signup email from PressFlip (formerly Persai), & the captcha? MOTORBOAT Special. All is right with the universe (now bring back Uncov) |
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| RyanMF Fire roasted tomato and olive oil Triscuits + garden vegetable cream cheese = my own little heaven right inside my mouth. |
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| RyanMF just loved Keedz / Justice - Stand on the Word http://hypem.com/track/593409 |
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| RyanMF Finally got around to listening to Ed Rec Vol 3. Uffie needs to stick to rapping, however poorly, lest she become a second rate Yelle. |
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| RyanMF @LouisGray Thx for the most useful follow I've had in weeks. Unless you, too want me to BUY YOUR WEB MARKETING SECRETS EBOOK A $3000 VALUE! |
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| RyanMF Strutting® Favrd® Me® today. _Why didn't you?_® |
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| RyanMF "APPROVING MILLION DOLLAR DEALS FROM MY IPHONE." I WAS BORN IN 1986. 22ND BDAY IS FRIDAY. I IDOLIZE LIL WAYNE, RICHARD BRANSON & NO ONE ELSE |
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| RyanMF Flamboyant heterosexual [flam·boi·uhnt het·er·uh·sek·shoo·uhl] n - A stylish man condescending twd "metrosexuals" in bedazzled Ed Hardy t's. ... |
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| RyanMF My superflamboyant heterosexuality & obsessions with Hot Chip, Of Montreal & Queen will pay BIG dividends in the New World Hipster Economy®. ... |
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| RyanMF I want to go back in time and play all three Ratatat albums for Ludwig Van Beethoven. I am not fucking kidding about this. Srsly. |
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