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tomselleck69
golly gee shucks howdy look at this big ol' city
07:05 PM October 02, 2008
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MitZee
Palin's thoughts: "Gosh, that Joe Biden sure is smart... and dreamy *sigh* Mrs. Sarah Biden. Hm..."
07:03 PM October 02, 2008
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jephjacques
The Sarah Palin debate strategy: if you don't have an answer, change the subject!
06:45 PM October 02, 2008
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kellydeal
Awh, Sarah Palin's "tolerant" of adults making their own partner choices. Waiting for her to say, "I even know a gay guy!"
06:39 PM October 02, 2008
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safetymonkey
I'm curious, Gov. Palin: If drilling offshore WAS raping the environment, would you charge it for a kit?
06:36 PM October 02, 2008
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Theremina
No, McCain, YOU don't "get it". Unless, of course, by "it" you mean malignant melanoma.
07:38 PM September 26, 2008
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crd
korean height statistics beat out the bracelet banter. we have a winner.
07:14 PM September 26, 2008
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rstevens
blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink MAV'RICK blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink CONGENIALITY blink
06:55 PM September 26, 2008
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seangrimm
"I'm afraid Senator Obama doesn't know the difference between a tactics and a strategy" Tactics -noun Synonyms 1. See strategy.
06:49 PM September 26, 2008
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melissagira
When I rescued a feral kitten, the vet said never stare right at her: blink softly to convey trust. Once tamed, I named her John McCain.
06:37 PM September 26, 2008
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GoodyErin
Dear America, My son has a stomachache and wasn't able to study in time for the debate. Please excuse him. Signed, Roberta McCain
01:04 PM September 24, 2008
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matthewbaldwin
I wonder how many newspapers have the headline "Biden: His Time" all queued up and ready for Obama's VP announcement.
03:43 PM August 19, 2008
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MitZee
Herpes face homeless girl sure is happy today. She didn't even ask me for any money!
01:59 PM August 15, 2008
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rstevens
It was her milkshake that brought all the boys to the yard, but it was her mastery of Jing Quan Do that did them in.
07:30 PM August 11, 2008
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Ihnatko
The kitchen in CGI Fridays contains 1500 ovens which cook your steak in massively-parallel fashion.
08:19 AM July 27, 2008
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deadzebra
Dinner with nerds! Just like every night! Lost my fiance to Wil Wheaton
09:23 PM July 25, 2008
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