rogermugs
today i discovered i've written just long enough that - inspiration which was once a necessity, is now a mere luxury
| it is very likely that all the wine in the world could not compensate for the pending sugar high |
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| sometimes just the thought of spaghetti o's make me want to eat fancy french food.. |
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| i have bodily functions - therefore i am |
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| if i thought my taste for liposuction had diminished over the years, it turns out i was very very wrong.. |
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| so then he says to me, "I hate warm beer in the morning" really... WARM beer? |
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| i've been attacking the internet with the force of a thousand wolves... but it hasn't been well received |
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| #080808 wow... watching the USA basketball team for the first time.. its fun to watch us dominate for like 2 minutes, then its just boring |
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| now that you're limited to followers i think its time i should explain a little more about myself. occasionally i frequent places and things |
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| #080808 I get pretty excited about ping pong... for about 3 minutes |
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| #080808 america wins... - you know american's are REALLY good at volleyball? @p0tat0head Indood... but done now |
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| #080808 - China is playing america in Volleyball. I just keep thinking... Aren't we taller than them? |
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| thought fart on a wednesday - didn't smell it until today |
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| thats when i discovered that I had a legitimate problem. sad to wake up a pile of green goo and finally notice something is wrong |
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| follow me now to find out FIRST who Obama's vice president will be... here's a hint (it might be me...) |
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| still working towards that killer tweet - where it alone will increase follow-ship by 100+ crazy fans just gripped to see what i'll say next |
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| i found frosted flakes to be EXTREMELY similar to corn flakes. the difference seems to be in some sort of frosting substance on the outside |
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| tea mixes worse with grape juice than the average man my age might (did) guess. |
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| when i was 5 i tried to dig to china. i got about 6 inches down and found a cat skull. i thought it was a human skull.. I was an awesome kid |
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| joomlady travelled so far... joomladida traveled so high... dont nobody know my troubles with logs... dont nobody know my troubles with logs |
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