Dude at Chipoltle has a Rays hat on. I should detatch his bandwagon joining head with a rusty crowbar. A "fan" 5 years ago, I'm sure.
about 4 hours ago
from TwitterBerry
|
|
Hey Joe Torre, it generally works better when you pull the pitcher BEFORE he gives up 3 runs and the lead.
about 18 hours ago
from TwitterBerry
|
|
Go economy! Wait, ah shit, I was looking at the graph upside down again. Fuck.
about 20 hours ago
from TwitterBerry
|
|
I think we've OD'd the market with government intervention.
08:21 AM October 08, 2008
from twhirl
|
|
Shreddy Kruger would be an awesome name for a metal band.
10:10 AM October 07, 2008
from TwitterBerry
|
|
I have "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue in my head. Makes me want to be a stuntman. Woah...yeah!
07:59 AM October 07, 2008
from TwitterBerry
|
|
My second monitor is now a barren wasteland since switching from Outlook to Gmail...::tumbleweeds::
02:46 PM October 06, 2008
from twhirl
|
|
Dear mutual funds: please say hi to Satan for me. Also, send me a postcard from hell for my collection.
11:32 AM October 06, 2008
from twhirl
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Should I bite my tongue, until blood soaks my shirt?
08:27 PM October 04, 2008
from TwitterBerry
|
|
The new Unearth is bonecrushingly amazing. One of the best metal bands out there.
06:17 PM October 04, 2008
from TwitterBerry
|
|
If McCain and Palin are both Mavricks, who's going to be Goose?
12:13 PM October 04, 2008
from TwitterBerry
|
|
Dear Internet - please adopt my term "FAILout" when referring to the bailout.
01:26 PM October 03, 2008
from twhirl
|
|
I love when you can read the players' lips but not hear the swearing. Lackey after blowing a throw: "God dammit!"
08:29 PM October 01, 2008
from TwitterBerry
|
|
When my roommate tells me about his job without my asking, I want to sear my eardrums with scalding hot razor wire.
07:50 PM October 01, 2008
from TwitterBerry
|
|
Ahahaha, grand slam Dodgers, 4-2.
05:15 PM October 01, 2008
from TwitterBerry
|
|
If you're ever in a bad mood, read some Tucker Max. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
03:44 PM October 01, 2008
from TwitterBerry
|
|
@troy_augustine I noticed that on my way home. Looked like it was only a fender bender.
03:37 PM October 01, 2008
from TwitterBerry
in reply to troy_augustine
|
|
MLB playoffs start today. Who am I rooting for? Whoever is playing the Cubs.
11:47 AM October 01, 2008
from twhirl
|
|