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Dude at Chipoltle has a Rays hat on. I should detatch his bandwagon joining head with a rusty crowbar. A "fan" 5 years ago, I'm sure.
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Hey Joe Torre, it generally works better when you pull the pitcher BEFORE he gives up 3 runs and the lead.
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Go economy! Wait, ah shit, I was looking at the graph upside down again. Fuck.
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I think we've OD'd the market with government intervention.
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Shreddy Kruger would be an awesome name for a metal band.
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I have "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue in my head. Makes me want to be a stuntman. Woah...yeah!
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My second monitor is now a barren wasteland since switching from Outlook to Gmail...::tumbleweeds::
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Dear mutual funds: please say hi to Satan for me. Also, send me a postcard from hell for my collection.
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Dolphins baby!
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@chrisainsworth I did. Not letting you win that easily.
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Should I bite my tongue, until blood soaks my shirt?
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The new Unearth is bonecrushingly amazing. One of the best metal bands out there.
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If McCain and Palin are both Mavricks, who's going to be Goose?
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Dear Internet - please adopt my term "FAILout" when referring to the bailout.
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I love when you can read the players' lips but not hear the swearing. Lackey after blowing a throw: "God dammit!"
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When my roommate tells me about his job without my asking, I want to sear my eardrums with scalding hot razor wire.
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Ahahaha, grand slam Dodgers, 4-2.
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If you're ever in a bad mood, read some Tucker Max. Guaranteed to put a smile on your face.
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@troy_augustine I noticed that on my way home. Looked like it was only a fender bender.
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MLB playoffs start today. Who am I rooting for? Whoever is playing the Cubs.
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